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    Shipping and Delivery 6 days left
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    I need a pop up text for my shopping cart page directing our customers to shipping details page.

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    ...startup on food delivery services hence I am looking for your computer expertise to help me create and develop an environment where I could operate the startup. The basic deliverables which I am looking at are: 1. Development of Admin application (Windows Based) 2. Development of Customer End app (Andriod) 3. Development of Delivery Agent app (Andriod)

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    I need someone who can write me something about plush toys, stuffed animals and soft toys. I need something funny or just something which makes people buy the product. I have 88 products.

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    I have an existing Access 2010 databse which allows Customer orders of newspapers & magazines to be sorted into daily delivery rounds , records away periods for each customer as well as days when no newspapers are [login to view URL] addition it allows user to edit daily orders, add/edit customers,add new customers with their newspaper&magazine orders. Finally

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    Want 10 animation comedy videos for youtube like make jokes of. ONLY BID IF YOU'RE IN INDIA or KNOW HOW TO SPEAK HINDI.

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    Edit this video into a funny make up tutorial/ funny video for social media. Below attached is the full hour 20 video, i would like 2 versions done one quick sped up version for instagram and one funny longer one maybe 15-20 minutes for youtube! Both need to be funny and have some of my funny commentary or some funny audio added. Check out popular youtube

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    I need an experienced Artist prefer from south east asian or south america to create a 200 page comic book featuring 18+ scenarios and jokes.

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    I need a flower delivery personI need a flower delivery personI need a flower delivery personI need a flower delivery personI need a flower delivery person

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    I'd like to make an app that is similar to Grofers There are a lot of times where I need something from the grocery store, but have...from the grocery store, but have worked all day and don't feel like getting out and buying a few groceries. How convenient would it be to log into the app, select the nearest delivery agent and submit your grocery list?

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    Per our discussion you will be managing my website [login to view URL] social media. which includes facebook, instagra...Timing will be according to whenever the traffic is high. hashtags should be relevant and drive the engagement and likes and traffic to websites. you will also post memes, jokes, puzzles to keep engagement. drive to more than 100 users

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    ADULT CARTOON ARTISTS ONLY -Need a funny high quality cartoon drawing of two animated squirrel, looking like they’re dirty dancing. With the male squirrel standing up and female squirrel bent over. And underneath the picture in an animated 3D looking font. Following phrase- “Tryin to get a nut!” Even though this is an animated cartoon, both should

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    Im posting this job from Malaysia where on-demand parcel delivery has yet to step foot on. The basic three application must be included 1. Customer apps, 2. Driver apps 3. Admin dashboard with the following features and some basic feature.. 1. Customer Apps - Phone Number Verification, Customer Registration/Login, Pickup Location, Drop-off Location

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    **** don't bid automatically **** We have developed an Online Food Delivery App, and we need to do some fixes and address few crashes before we can launch the app. We need an Expert React Developer to help us with this, the deadline for finalizing the work is today and the candidate should be willing to work 14 hours today to have this fixed and ready

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    This project is about building a database in Postgres db for cash volume in and cash volume out for the day as well as designing a Transportation App for route and fulfillment management for the same. Branch offices will be managing the trips/routes (operators) for their geographical area of operation with help of route partners (office employees on

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    Android base (for now)food delivery App

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    Make FacturaScripts 2018 create Electronic Delivery Notes and Electronic Legal Invoices I am looking for someone that can make Facturascripts (version 2018) create Electronic Legal Delivery Notes and Electronic Legal Invoices using the API of a e-invoice provider (I will provide the documentation in spanish) The workflow of my company is more or less

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    Build a google maps api based app for a fleet of delivery boys to automate the back-end process for a food delivery service

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    modern simple shopping cart using php mysql payment gateway cash on delivery

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    I need an iPhone app. I would like it designed and built. Its for an on demand alcohol delivery company based in london. There is an app on the app store i would like it similar to called (bevy) please have a look at the app and get in touch with me if interested to discuss further. Thanks

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    I am launching my business Express Eats in the next two months. I would love to be able to have a website similar to GrubHub and Door Dash. To allow customers to place orders to restaurants in their area only and pay online and register to be a member.

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    Per our discussion you will be managing my website [login to view URL] social media. which includes faceboo...Timing will be according to whenever the traffic is high. hashtags should be relevant and drive the engagement and likes and traffic to websites. you will also post memes, jokes, puzzles to keep engagement. drive to more than 100 users every day.

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    The sales person should be willing to work for atleast one year. He should be responsible to get orders from supermarkets in Bangalore. Also assist in delivering orders. The job will be from 10 am to 6pm

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    $110 Create/update a clear detailed document history of real estate developer for delivery to business partner. 95% of all data/information to be input into your document already exists. It needs to be formatted, arranged, organized in a clear, concise and accurate manner. A 'template' exists which is a good starting point - it's a form, but

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    I need you to create an engaging and funny video from clips available online. We are a cell phone repair company in Houston, Texas and we want a video we can run an ad on that will potentially go viral. You will find clips of people dropping their phones, phones breaking, or phone accidents and compile them into a comedic video. I want the video to

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    I need you to write some content for a website.

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    Parcel delivery 2 days left

    Parcel delivery

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    Food delivery app 2 days left
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    We need a FOOD DELIVERY app like Foodora Justeat or Ubereats.

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    I want a website made for an on demand alcohol delivery company based in london. I have a template and a brief design of how i want it done. These are two websites i would like it similar to (delivermedrinks) (bevy). Please get in touch if your interested for us to discuss the project further.

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    Please bid seriously. We hav...We have existing SDK, which needs to be enhanced to support food delivery service for its users, which involves food menu selection, placing order, payment through credit card processor using multiple APIs. Will discuss more in detail after receiving proposal. if you can this project. please reply by text "I love emoji"

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    creating this project where you will post of my social media platforms , FB. instagram, twitter and pinterest. social media is now most popular and effective way to market any brand or product through online. But it is must, everything should go in effective and strategic way and legality. In this Area I will be available to do the followings: -->

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    I need some help with finding some leads.

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    I need you to design and build a website and app for my mid business. Only team is required.

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    I want a new funny sticker for my webshop --> www.urinal-sticker.com. The sticker changes design when someone pees on it. The sticker must have to 2 layers. Layer on top is partly black and when you pee on the sticker the black colour will be removed and you can see everything from the 2nd layer. Please see website and attached image for examples

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    need to purchase as per the purchase list everyday from mostly two or three shops within dubai and pack in single box and handover to courier office. this a recurring task daily we have the same process. 30 days a month, maximum time needed daily would be 3-4 hours in the evening time. after 6pm till 10 pm (for example). Budget: 30-50 AED / day

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    Must be experienced in DVD mastering and chaptering, and must have dealt with Amazon Create Space print on demand service in the past. I will provide you with the MP4 and the chapter menu (psd file) and chapter points for you to insert and link. There are just 6 chapters. You will deliver the file to Amazon to meet their specs. I will handle all print art.

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    ...busy produce company is currently looking for a team player to fill the position of Delivery Driver. The successful candidate will be responsible for ensuring timely delivery of goods to predetermined customers on specific routes, reviewing orders prior to delivery, loading and unloading trucks and providing exceptional customer service to our client

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    I am looking for a developer who can make a food delivery app like Munchery.

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    Job is flexible to your hours, sign up for block of time durring the week to take on delivery orders. Driver gets to keep delivery charge, 10% of sale, and all tips. A clean driving record, street legal car, and basic cannabis knowledge is required. All milage is covered.

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    Looking for a trustworthy and strong negotiator with very good customer relation skill to pull off deals. Must be conversant with online banking and funds transfer. Entry level applicants are also encouraged to submit their details as well, we have a group of experts to train the successful applicants.

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    Hello, we're setting up an online florist shop and we'll be delivering to 3 different cities. Using Woocommerce Delivery Date Plugin ([login to view URL]) we've set up different times & slots for different shipping zones. It works fine for single addresses, however, we also

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    I need my driver app to calculate the amount the driver will make off each order based on distance and the amount of the order. I need it to work like grub hub or uber eats driver apps. It will need to be able to calculate​ millage tips and the amount of each order based

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    i want a delivery app that connect every one who want to order to every one who want to deliver and get paid it can be food or any other things the customer post his order and all available delivery men get notified for this and start accepting orders and start delivery

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    Hello, we're setting up an online florist shop and we'll be delivering to 3 different cities. Using Woocommerce Delivery Date Plugin ([login to view URL]) we've set up different times & slots for different shipping zones. It works fine for single addresses, however, we also

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    installable version of test delivery engine, using which students can take the test seamlessly with/without having internet connectivity.

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    I need a logo designed.

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    Hi we are a start up company and would like to engage someone to h...we are engaging someone of the same or even better caliber to take over this project. In terms of the work done, we are also open to provide a career path to the hired personal whom have done a good job. Do drop me a text so that we could provide more info on this project. Cheers

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    I need asap like in the next 10hrs a menu brochure size A4 open and folded to A5 with 4 pages for a food delivery place. and i also have 5-8 pics that need a quick editing just a background color change

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    ...just need it to be built. I want A Best Joke Application Both Online and Offline In Offline it shows with jokes only by text but by online a new options will be available to view jokes image and download or like other in which user see jokes image and download it. I have a Linux database where we put the all data. and I need it very fast to be done

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    Job details as below.. PICKUP: Mercu UEM, KL Sentral RECEIVER: LeIsure Commerce Square, PJ ITEM: Document WEIGHT: 0.5gram NOTE: I need 'same day delivery service' for this task by today. My budget is around RM5-7 / or let's me know your quotations first.

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    I need real email marketer can send bulk email and guarantee delivery inbox

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