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I'm looking for a creative and experienced screenwriter to help me with my draft a satirical TV show script. Key Requirements: - The script should focus on satirical comedy - The primary setting for the screenplay is modern day - The target audience for this ...target audience for this project is 30-40 young parents Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in writing satirical comedy is a plus - Experience in writing for TV, online or audio content - Ability to tailor comedy for a specific target audience - Understanding of modern day culture and trends - Excellent creative writing skills Your deliverable would be a well-crafted, engaging and funny script that resonates with the target audience. If you have a knack for satire and a passion for comedy, I'd lo...

So for the competition, please photoshop one of the photos of Hannah Palmer which you can find here (you can choose any) and add a cat in the picture. The one who is selected will be asked to make a series of photos to include the same cat. Most important is that it looks realistic, also a bonus if it looks funny. Note that the offered budget is just for the 1 winning picture. You will be paid 50€ for 10 adjusted pictures.

We are seeking a meticulous and experienced developer who has exceptional... database management, and web solution skills. Project description: A toolprogram that will copy information from Zoho CRM and autofill the DS-160 form after passing the Captcha. Most likely, autofill needs to have an open API and be able to fill in pre-copied information on the site. Important: This tool can be developed as a browser extension! Description of the process (presumably): The manager copies the information from the Zoho SRM system, inserts this information into the tool/service that you will develop. Next, the manager opens the website , goes through the captcha and turns on the service, which will fill out the entire form with the information taken from Zoho.

I'm looking for designer to create a cheeky, funny and cool Zebra mascot in a cartoon style. This mascot will be used for personal purposes, decorating a Land Rover (with a zebra-design) for a fun rally and to print stickers as giveaways. The mascot is also used on the team website. Key Requirements: - Create a Zebra mascot (a roughly square head-and-shoulders portrait). The design should be cartoonish and exude a sense of humor and coolness. - The mascot could be designed with a baseball cap. - The background should be white and the cartoon should be outlined with a black line. - To print large and small sized stickers (maximum size about 12 x 12 inch or 30 x 30 cm). To print the stickers I need a suitable image file : in addition to a jpg (at least 300 dpi) also a PSD. ...

This script must be developed in Python 3 or higher and must take a PNG image as input and return 4 letters. It is desired to achieve 95 percent accuracy or higher (out of a total of 200 test images), not use paid libraries, and be efficient (less than 3 seconds processing time per image). Hardware where i...a PNG image as input and return 4 letters. It is desired to achieve 95 percent accuracy or higher (out of a total of 200 test images), not use paid libraries, and be efficient (less than 3 seconds processing time per image). Hardware where it will be tested: Architecture: x86_64 CPU operation mode(s): 32-bit, 64-bit CPU(s): 8 Memory: 15877 The images can be extracted from the following site (captcha image):

This script must be developed in Python 3 or higher and must take a PNG image as input and return 4 letters. It is desired to achieve 95 percent accuracy or higher (out of a total of 200 test images), not use paid libraries, and be efficient (less than 3 seconds processing time per image). Hardware where i...a PNG image as input and return 4 letters. It is desired to achieve 95 percent accuracy or higher (out of a total of 200 test images), not use paid libraries, and be efficient (less than 3 seconds processing time per image). Hardware where it will be tested: Architecture: x86_64 CPU operation mode(s): 32-bit, 64-bit CPU(s): 8 Memory: 15877 The images can be extracted from the following site (captcha image):

This script must be developed in Python 3 or higher and must take a PNG image as input and return 4 letters. It is desired to achieve 95 percent accuracy or higher (out of a total of 200 test images), not use paid libraries, and be efficient (less than 3 seconds processing time per image). Hardware where ...PNG image as input and return 4 letters. It is desired to achieve 95 percent accuracy or higher (out of a total of 200 test images), not use paid libraries, and be efficient (less than 3 seconds processing time per image). Hardware where it will be tested: Architecture: x86_64 CPU operation mode(s): 32-bit, 64-bit CPU(s): 8 Memory: 15877 The images can be extracted from the following site (captcha image):

Need to add a cat in several pictures of a person. Need someone who is not only skilled in making it same flawless but also someone creative who can make it funny.

I'm looking for an innovative and creative content creator to help generate videos for my YouTube channel. The content will primarily focus on funny animal-related themes for children, teens and adults - Content type: The creator should be capable of making vlogs, tutorials, and comedy sketches focusing on humorous scenarios or facts around animals. - Main Channel Theme: The theme of the channel is Funny Animals. Any content developed should align with this central theme and be suitable for children. - Target Audience: The content should be engaging, fun, edutaining (educational + entertaining), and suitable for children. Ideal skills and experience: - Experience in content creation, specifically for YouTube. - Demonstrable knowledge in creating kid-friendly conten...

I need a developer who can convert a PHP-based login page and registration form to Angular, while integrating Google reCAPTCHA for security. Key Requirements: - Converting PHP files to Angular: The current PHP login page and registration form should both be redeveloped using Angular. - Google reCAPTCHA Integration: I need to add the Google reCAPTCHA functionality to the registration page. I have no specific version preference of Angular for this project. A developer with good knowledge of Angular, PHP, and security integrations like Google reCAPTCHA would be ideal for this job. Prior experience in similar projects would be a plus. Please share your relevant experience when bidding for the project.

Looking for an Anime Recap Editor who can add funny elements, name of characters and simple editing. Here is an example: Usually around 30 minutes to 1 hour length

More details: Is this project for business or personal use? For starting a new enterprise What information should successful freelancers include in their application? Experience How soon do you need your project completed? ASAP website with login ,registartion , payment method , also we give them task of watching video or watching adds, subscribing youtube channels also refering to there friends after completing task they get money and that money show in there account and they can withdraw there money

I'm seeking a talented graphic designer to create a captivating, cartoon-style design for my travel business' branding initiative. The final product should re...created in full color to create a visually appealing image. The ideal freelancer for this project should have: • Proven experience in creating captivating cartoon-style graphics, • A strong sense of color theory to ensure the end product is as visually appealing as possible, • An understanding of branding and how to create images that enhance brand recognition. This project is more than creating a funny image; it's about encapsulating the brand's spirit in a single graphic. If you have the required skills and can deliver a design that echoes our passion for travel, sisterhood, and adventu...

...project: - WordPress Betheme - Ionos hosting - #833 logo on top of page will need the 833 a bit darker so it has more contrast against # - include picture backgrounds to the 4 sections similar to cached site but lighter - contact form to be functional with submit button to my email address: abe@833easynumberscom - include CAPTCHA after submit button - include malware and anti-spam plugins - achieve satisfactory spacing between sections - cleanup any unnecessary files - ensure compatibility and optimization across desktop, tablet and mobile screens - include a Join Our Newsletter Button in the top first section next to the yellow 833-Easy Numbers logo - when clicked this will ask for users name and email address then

University Assignment: Flask...change them if matched. - Use Argon2 for password hashing with a unique salt for each password. - Integrate an additional HMAC layer for hashing with a highly secure secret salt. - Implement two-factor authentication (2FA) using a popular service like Google Authenticator. - Enforce session security with HTTPS and consider HTTP Strict Transport Security (HSTS) for enhanced security. - Implement CAPTCHA verification to prevent automated attacks and manage session rate limiting effectively. Recovery Options: - Generate recovery keys using () with at least 20 bits of entropy. - Ensure recovery keys are delivered securely and are single-use. - Hash recovery keys using Argon2 with individual salts. - Explore implementing HSTS to prevent downgrade attacks.

I'm looking for a Python expert to develop a desktop application that can access visa slots availability on VFS Global. The script should have the capability to handle login and effectively bypass cloudflare CAPTCHA challenges. Key project requirements: - Develop a Python-based desktop application to access visa slots on VFS Global - Implement a robust login mechanism - Integrate a reliable method to bypass cloudflare CAPTCHA challenges - Prior experience with web scraping and automation would be advantageous - An understanding of cloudflare CAPTCHA mechanisms is desirable Your primary goal is to create a user-friendly and efficient tool that automates the process of checking visa slots on VFS Global. The user interface should be simple and easy to navigate, yet...

I have an existing crm , where i need modifications and addons I'm in need of an experienced PHP developer to help me with some minor addons for my project on an urgent basis. Specifically, I need help with: - Email Notification: Implementing a feature that sends email notifications to users when certain events occur within the platform. - Captcha Integration: Adding a Captcha system to enhance the security of the project. - Social Media Sharing Buttons: Integrating social media buttons to allow users to easily share content from our platform. I'm looking for someone who is proficient in PHP, has experience with developing addons, and can work efficiently to deliver the project as soon as possible. Your attention to detail and ability to meet deadlines will be gr...

Looking for an Anime Recap Editor who can add funny elements, name of characters and simple editing. Here is an example: Usually around 30 minutes to 1 hour length

I require a script that can effectively access visa slot availability on VFS Global. The script should be able to handle login and bypass Cloudflare CAPTCHA challenges. Key Requirements: - The script should be written in Python. - The script should be designed to run on a Windows server. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in Python programming. - Experience in web scraping and automating tasks. - Familiarity with handling Cloudflare CAPTCHA challenges. - Knowledge of server-side scripting and executing scripts on Windows servers. - Strong problem-solving skills to ensure consistent performance of the script.

Hi Designers, I need characters for my personal project, characters should be banana which can be funny/serious/confused/genius I need 3 characters Stage 1: You can create one character first and get approval then proceed with remaining 2 characters, please check image 2 for the idea how I want my characters to look like Stage 2: Create environment similar to image 1, instead of beans I want bananas, please check image 3 on how my environment will look like Stage 3: You need to create around Max 5 Secs small animation which can be in loop similar to below website Once you done with first character rest all going to be the same not much difference. Happy Designing The quality and color I need same as image 1, if you can create similar quality in Blender 3D that

WE WANT YOUR MEMES!! Use our duck, to create dank memes. Dress him up, put him inside a car, make him dance/grind against a stripper pole.... do whatever you think is creative and funny. Or add him to existing famous meme templates where you think he would fit well. No AI images please, entrants who submit AI images will be BLOCKED. Key aspects of your role will include: - Conceptualizing and producing memes with a broad thematic range: from pop culture references to political satire and everyday life humor. The project calls for a variety of themes, so versatility in humor and cultural references is essential. - Ensuring that all memes adhere to a square format with a 1:1 aspect ratio. - The creative direction for this project leans towards irreverent and edgy humor, so an a...

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I have two websites that both employ a contact form, and despite implementing a captcha to prevent spam emails, I continue to receive phishing attempts. I'm looking for a professional who can enhance my current captcha system or propose an alternative solution to effectively block these unwanted emails. Key Requirements: - Expertise in web security and spam prevention, particularly against phishing attempts. - Proven experience in implementing and optimizing captcha systems. - Familiarity with various types of captchas, especially text-based ones. - Strong communication skills to explain the solution and potential maintenance requirements. It's important that the chosen solution doesn't disrupt the user experience or the functionality of the contact f...

I'm on the hunt for an expert copywriter with a knack for raunchy, vulgar yet humorous language. Your task will be to create hard-hitting and engaging content for a new meme coin project, "Trumps Army". - Fluent in crypto degen lingo is a must. We want authentic, engaging content that resonates...limiting your creative expression - you have the entire creative freedom. Surprise me with how well you can adopt this tone of voice. - The primary platform is Twitter, but the content should also be adaptable for other social platforms. Ideal Skills: - Previous experience in crypto copywriting - Understanding of meme coin, crypto degen lingo - Demonstrated ability to write raunchy, vulgar yet funny content. Let's shake things up in the crypto universe. Looking forw...

I'm searching for a talented Trump impersonator to infuse energy into our project for a Memecoin called Trump's Army. - Voice Characteristics: The ideal freelancer can skillfully mimic Trump's accent, offering an authentic ...skillfully mimic Trump's accent, offering an authentic sound for our content. - Application Requirements: To ensure you're the right candidate for the job, please include relevant past work in your application. This will allow us to better understand your capabilities and experience in Trump voice mimicry. - Tone: We're looking for a fun and engaging tone - something that leans into humor. We want a "funny and raunchy, vulgar version of Trump". Remember, engaging and humor-filled impersonations are key to this proj...

I need an expert writer to craft a 5-minute best man speech for an upcoming wedding. The speech should be comedic in tone while incorporating stories about my longstanding friendship with the groom. Skills & Experience Required: -Prior experience in speech writing, preferably comedic. -Ability to capture unique personal experiences in an entertaining way. Deliverable...Skills & Experience Required: -Prior experience in speech writing, preferably comedic. -Ability to capture unique personal experiences in an entertaining way. Deliverables: -A completed, write-up of the best man speech that fits within a 5 minutes speech slot. The ultimate goal of this project is to create an enjoyable, memorable moment for all wedding attendees, especially the groom through a funny an...

I'm looking for a social media expert who can manage and create TikTok content for my fintech brand. This is a multifaceted project and requires a combination of educational, entertaining, and promotional content. - Content Creation: You'll be responsible for creating and posting a variety of content, including educational videos about finance, funny and entertaining finance-related videos, and promotional videos showcasing our products and services. - Audience Targeting: Our content needs to resonate with a wide range of audiences, including teenagers, young adults, finance professionals, influencers, retirees, and business owners. - Key Message: The key message we want to convey through our TikTok campaign is simplifying finance for everyone. This means creating enga...

...automation to enhance resolution capabilities. Our goal is to improve user experience without violating any platform's terms and conditions or compromising website security. What we need: We need you to develop a general solution to bypass the Click to verify control by Imperva. If you can prevent asking for this control completely, that's the best solution If you can automatically pass the slide captcha when it’s presented, that’s also acceptable. Problem statement: Many websites employ press-and-hold verification challenges either directly or following user interactions, as illustrated in the accompanying screenshots. Our goal is to improve the resolution process for these challenges while following website protocols and upholding security standards. ...

I am looking for a creative and engaging scriptwriter to help me create content for my YouTube channel. I focus on comedy sketches and I need scripts tailored specifically for teenagers aged 13-18. The ideal candidate should have: - Ex...YouTube channel. I focus on comedy sketches and I need scripts tailored specifically for teenagers aged 13-18. The ideal candidate should have: - Experience in writing comedy content - Understanding of the teenage audience and their preferences - Ability to write scripts that are 5-10 minutes in length - Strong grasp of YouTube trends and best practices It's important that the scripts are not only funny but also suitable for the younger audience. If you have a good sense of humor and can write compelling and entertaining scripts, I'd lo...

Only apply if you have experience about Cryptocurrency and memecoins. This will be started from scratch, still no members or followers. This is an ongoing position. -Create funny content and memes -Comment about other projects. For this you must understand the meme crypto world -Follow other accounts in the same niche -Moderate telegram group

Only apply if you have experience about Cryptocurrency and memecoins. This will be started from scratch, still no members or followers. This is an ongoing position. -Create funny content and memes -Comment about other projects. For this you must understand the meme crypto world -Follow other accounts in the same niche -Moderate telegram group

I need simple static website created for a book around artificial intelligence and cyber security. This is a fixed price project and will need to include any templates you will use (no extra costs or payments after award of project). Please create a mockup on how that website will look like. Requirements: - professional looking - quality design and appearance - Attention to detail (...appearance - Attention to detail (you have to do your own QA review for spelling sign, functionality etc) - hosted on Hostgator WP - rendering to mobile devices properly - websites need to be created in 4 days from project award. Book Website 1 (example: ): the following menu/pages: - index page - About the author - The book with purchase links - Free resources - Contact form (with Captcha)

I need 2 simple static websites created (book and book author). I will provide examples for both sites in chat with you. This is a fixed price project and will need to include any templates you will use (no extra costs or payments after award of project). Requirements: - professional looking -...hosted on Hostgator WP - rendering to mobile devices properly - websites need to be created in 4 days from project award. Book Website 1 (example: ): the following menu/pages: - index page - About the author - The book with purchase links - Free resources - Contact form (with Captcha) Author Website 2 (example ): following menu/pages: - index page (quick overview, picture etc) - About the author - Publications - Speaking - Resources - Contact form (with Captcha)

I'm aiming to elevate my website to new heights. Specifically, I need a PHP expert who can: 1. Implement new functionalities: • Twitter integration: I would like my web page to be able to post updates directly to Twitter. This requires knowledge of Twitter APIs and related compatibility issues. 2. Some fixes • The contact form is not working and needs to set up with a captcha to avoid SPAM. • A dynamic ajax gallery is not loading photos on a section 3. Design problem on one section, photos are not aligned on the center. 4. Intranet section failure when INSERT data to DATABASE, not always, just in some cases, will explain. Que hable español. Exceptional skills in PHP are fundamental. Familiarity with Twitter integration is vital. ...

...am seeking help to integrate Google Captcha into an existing, fully operational Joomla website using Koparent component. The goal is to prevent spam entries effectively, increasing the overall website's credibility and user experience. We have on the advert page a form for the booking and inquiries. Since there is a specific deadline for this project, please indicate your availability and estimated turnaround time in your proposal. A proven track record in relevant fields - Joomla, PHP, and Google Captcha integrations is highly desirable. Default settings of the component have enabled the captcha but not showing on the component form on the advert pages. Key requirements: - Expertise in Joomla / PHP development - Prior experience with Google Captcha...

...improvements. Specifically, I need to fix the contact us page and update the compare page on my website. The compare functionality will compare the features between the 3 properties. Here are the specifics: - **Contact Us Page Issue:** The contact us page has been receiving a lot of spam messages. I need someone who can properly implement Google reCAPTCHA v2 to prevent this issue. Currently, there is a captcha in place, but it is not functioning as intended. - **Compare Page Update:** The compare feature is not in place yet, and I need someone to add this functionality. The compare feature will allow users to compare the features of 3 different properties. I am a software engineer and can handle the coding aspects, but I need a skilled professional to design the template and ...

I am looking for an experienced Selenium developer that can help create a code for automatic PDF downloads from a website. This PDF contains a captcha that needs to be successfully navigated. Requirements: - Expertise in Selenium development for automation - Experience with PDFs, specifically being able to automate their download - Knowledge in Captcha Bypass techniques - Understanding of data extraction procedures The primary focus is the automation of PDF downloads from the specified source. Please note, these PDFs have captcha security hence familiarity with handling such features is a necessity. Essentially, your task will be to retrieve these PDF files from the website for data extraction and offline access. Knowledge of text-based data extraction from PDF...

I'm looking for a developer to ...for: - **Webcam Photo Capture**: We already have a module with image real-time process, we need just to be able to take photos in after X seconds after a trigger, for this project, it can be "spacebar" - **User Email Interaction**: Once the photo is taken, I would like the program to prompt the user to input their email address. This should be a basic input field, with no email validation or captcha required. - **Email Confirmation**: After the user has inputted their email address, the program should send the photo to the provided email. Upon successful delivery, a success message should be displayed to the user. Ideal candidates should have experience with: - TouchDesigner - Basic email sending functionality - Basic user interfa...

...interesting ideas regarding the description I'll write below, choose the most cool ones and, of course, the prize will be for that candidate. My app already has a preliminary version of "Loopie" (that I like quite a lot), when you start a new timed test, you'll see the animated "Loopie" walking faster as time goes by, like indicating the user it is running out of time, and for the moment it looks quite funny, but I wonder if I could go further and create something even more engaging. The idea of introducing an animated character arises from being used "Duolingo" for a while, a very popular app for learning languages full of very engaging animated characters that I like very much. Not to make this feature intrusive, I'll set it as op...

...create funny Youtube Shorts, Instagram Reels or TikTok Videos to drive traffic to our store. The Reels do not need to show or promote the products, so long as they generate traffic on social media and build a following. I envisage that if we have enough traffic to Youtube, Instagram and TikTok that people will naturally find their way to our Amazon page via the link in bio. Furthermore, a page that pushes cute and funny content, rather than overtly trying to sell products will gain more followers. The brand currently has an Instagram page and Youtube channel but neither of them are used. If successful, you will be responsible for creating and posting the content to these social media channels and reporting on key metrics. I’m looking for someone to create and p...

I'm keen on finding a talented illustrator who's proficient in producing cartoony-style drawings. This project entails creating a unique, funny, adult coloring book approximately 40 - 50 pages long, aimed at motivating our audience. The dimensions for a similar book on Amazon are 21.59 x 0.43 x 27.94 cm. Key responsibilities: - You'll be working on designing the pages of a coloring book, meant to be humorous while promoting a sense of motivation. - Provide your own creative interpretation towards the motivational themes of the book, also I will have some specific ideas for several pages that can be discussed. - Thematic elements I wish to incorporate within the book will include animals and motivational quotes. Skills required: - Mastery in cartoony-style illustrat...

I am seeking a talented speech writer who can craft a hilarious, slapstick-style comedy speech to bring laughter and merriment to a wedding celebration. this is the grooms speech and should thank everyone and still have all the sentimental stuff. Key Requirements: - The tone should be funny and light-hearted without crossing into vulgarity or inappropriate humor. - Experience in comedic writing, particularly slapstick humor is essential. Knowledge of creating memorable wordplays and ridiculous situations would be advantageous. - The speech should serve as pure entertainment, therefore must be devoid of any educational or persuasive intents. - Experience in writing for radio or other spoken formats would be a plus, as speech will be delivered orally. Ideal Skills: - Comedy Writ...

I'm looking for an experienced anime artist to create a 30-minute adult comedy cartoon. This creation will be targeting a mature audience and should carry the fun and entertainment aspect typically associated with adult humor. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in anime cartooning. - Strong understanding ...preferred. Details: - The project requires an anime art style. - The cartoon is targeted at an adult audience. - The genre of the cartoon is comedy. - Close collaboration is necessary to ensure the comedy aspect is not lost during animation. This project will provide an excellent opportunity for those who love creating comedic animations for adults and have a passion for anime-style art. A unique, funny and entertaining anime cartoon is the ultimate goal o...

...better) (UPDATE #2: Madea's character is a man dressed up as an old lady... the cartoon image cannot look too feminine) where the "U" and the "C" is replaced with character Madea from the bust up with the a gun to replace the "U" and "C" The image of Madea is attached... the character must have that likeness... I'm looking for an exceptional graphic designer with strong skills in creating funny, cartoonish designs. My project's main focus is to develop a graphical design for a t-shirt, which incorporates a playful caricature of a fictional character. - The Ideal Candidate: You have experience in both caricature and typography, and you know how to blend these elements to create captivating designs. You understand the bal...

I'm looking for a professional WordPress developer to create a modern, sleek portfolio website for me. Key Requirements: - The primary purpose of the website is to showcase my portfolio. - I need a custom contact form implemented. - The style of the website should be modern and sleek. DETAILS...The style of the website should be modern and sleek. DETAILS: - Currently hosted with godaddy - Domain name is already purchased - I have the example site on - The site has recently stopped working so I think will need to re-install wordpress and start from scratch. - I have a logo already CONTENT: Simple 1 page of content Need a secure contact form with a very good Captcha to minimise spam. Please provide examples of previous similar projects in your bid. Thank you.

We're seeking a creative video editor for our "Rainbow Six Siege Highlights" project. While prior gaming experience, particularly with Rainbow Six Siege, is preferred, it's not a deal-breaker. Your main tasks will include:Adding subtitles in vibrant colors and large fonts to highlight memorable moments and player interactions. Incorporating funny noises (such as quacks for cursing and amusing sounds for mishaps) to replace explicit language and enhance comedic effect. Syncing battle music with intense gameplay moments to elevate excitement. Creating a cohesive and entertaining 7 to 10-minute video format. We're looking for someone with a keen eye for detail and a knack for comedic timing. If you're passionate about gaming and have experience with vide...

I'm looking for an experienced anime artist to create a 30-minute adult comedy cartoon. This creation will be targeting a mature audience and should carry the fun and entertainment aspect typically associated with adult humor. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in anime cartooning. - Strong understanding ...preferred. Details: - The project requires an anime art style. - The cartoon is targeted at an adult audience. - The genre of the cartoon is comedy. - Close collaboration is necessary to ensure the comedy aspect is not lost during animation. This project will provide an excellent opportunity for those who love creating comedic animations for adults and have a passion for anime-style art. A unique, funny and entertaining anime cartoon is the ultimate goal o...

... commercial fishing, building boats, and being mostly cold and wet. Then the story returns to Silicon Valley and the new software industry, Kona Hawaii to the coffee industry, and then back to the Pacific Northwest to once again be generally cold and wet. The stories touch on other abstract subjects such as UFOs, Artificial Intelligence, and general commentary on how life can just be pretty funny under almost any circumstance. My hope in writing it is that it might provide sufficient interesting information and humor to be a good read. The book was part of a completed project for a family website but has expanded into a larger book. I am very interested to learn if the book has general interest for publication and a reader's general response to the story, characters...