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I'm in need of a professional who can develop a desktop application that can generate addresses for my Solana token. Some key details about the project include: - The token will be built on the Solana blockchain, so experience with this platform is essential. - The desktop application needs to support multiple operating systems – Windows, macOS, and Linux. - The address generation feature should be seamless and reliable. I'm looking for a skilled developer who has experience in creating cryptocurrency-related applications, particularly on the Solana blockchain. The ideal candidate should have a good understanding of blockchain technology and be proficient in developing desktop applications for multiple operating systems. Please provide your portfolio demonstrating you...

Main notes: - can be developed a variety of ways, but mainly wordpress is what I'm looking for. - should be easily accessible and usable on pc, phone, tablet. - requires the user to make an account with the website before its use. I am currently designing the website, and looking for this program to be created externally on wordpress or whichever way will fit in the budget. Important: Please only consider this project if you will are okay with the budget, and have read through the project outline. Thank you. Project details: basic functions: (the main function is to show what time the user has to work on their goals, and generate a schedule for them to use, factoring in all their tasks in their daily lives) - asks for users input on 'how disciplined are you, what are y...

I am looking for a highly skilled developer to create an AI image generator capable of creating images for clothing items. The aim is to provide unique designs for various clothing items including T-shirts, Hoodies, and sweaters. The AI should not be limited in its creativity and the generated designs should span multiple themes including Abstract, Cartoon characters, Nature patterns, and more. Key project requirements are: - The AI should generate images on T-shirts, Hoodies, and sweaters. - A vast array of style/theme options must be incorporated. - The image resolution must be high (300 dpi), formatted as PNG. Ideal candidates should have experience in AI programming, graphic design, and an understanding of clothing design. Poting your previous works related to AI...

I'm in need of a skilled caricature artist to create 12 unique, funny, and exaggerated caricatures. These will be used across various digital platforms, so the final outcome needs to be in color. Key Project Requirements: - 12 Faces: You'll be turning 12 individuals into caricatures. Each one should be distinctly different yet maintain the theme of being funny and exaggerated. - Style and Theme: The caricatures should be in a funny and exaggerated style. This means you should have a keen eye for exaggeration and a great sense of humor to infuse into your work. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Caricature Artistry: You should have a solid portfolio of caricature work, ideally with experience in creating funny and exaggerated characters. - Digital Art: ...

More details: What is the purpose of the illustration? Memories Book for a birthday What theme should the book cover illustration follow? Illustrations from (old) family photos or moments What specific moments or photos would you like to include in the illustration? Family vacations, Childhood memories, Funny traits

I'm in need of a versatile web3 token and NFT generator tool that can be compatible with various blockchain platforms. The tool should allow me to create, manage, and distribute different types of tokens including utility tokens, security tokens, collectible tokens, and NFTs. I need the following features to be incorporated in the tool: - Customizable token name and symbol. - Ability to set token supply and decimals. - Integration with a range of blockchain platforms (Ethereum, Binance Smart Chain, BASE, POLIGON, FANTOM, ARBITRUM, OPTIMISM, AVALANCHE AND SOLANA, RELATIVES TESTNETS). - Capability to create a liquidity pool. Ideally, you should have: - Advanced knowledge and experience with blockchain technology and token creation. - Proficiency in working with multiple bloc...

As a mortgage brokerage, we're currently in search of a skilled and experienced lead generator who can help us to optimize our current methods. Our processes mainly involve online advertising and referrals. Preferred skills and experience: - Knowledge of Facebook Ads - Proficiency in creating compelling text-based content - Deep understanding of lead generation strategies Your task will primarily involve: - Enhancing our text-based advertising on Facebook - Finding new ways to capitalize on referrals - Exploring other innovative methods for online advertising Bid now if you're up to the challenge of improving our lead generation efforts. Let's grow together!

I'm looking for a creative and experienced screenwriter to help me with my draft a satirical TV show script. Key Requirements: - The script should focus on satirical comedy - The primary setting for the screenplay is modern day - The target audience for this ...target audience for this project is 30-40 young parents Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in writing satirical comedy is a plus - Experience in writing for TV, online or audio content - Ability to tailor comedy for a specific target audience - Understanding of modern day culture and trends - Excellent creative writing skills Your deliverable would be a well-crafted, engaging and funny script that resonates with the target audience. If you have a knack for satire and a passion for comedy, I'd lo...

Need an Excel combinations generator that can generate combinations into a list from multiple numbers. Need an input, numbers will have commas between them, for example (9,12,21,22,29,40). Input numbers 6* and need output of 3 numbers. the result should look like this list. Have the option for output, how many numbers of combinations to choose from. input can be up to 20 numbers and output can be from 1-19. 9,12,21 9,12,22 9,12,29 9,12,40 9,21,22 9,21,29 9,21,40 9,22,29 9,22,40 9,29,40 12,21,22 12,21,29 12,21,40 12,22,29 12,22,40 12,29,40 21,22,29 21,22,40 21,29,40 22,29,40 When multiple inputs are present, they should look like this. Input* 9,12,21,22,29,40 5,18,30,41,46,52 11,14,19,33,44,54 output* 9,12,21 9,12,22 9,12,29 9,12,40 9,21,22 9,21,29 9,21,40 9,22,29 9,22,4...

I'm seeking a professional lead generator to boost student enrollment for a secondary education institution. Some key details include: - Target Audience: We're specifically focusing on students in the secondary education bracket (6th to 12th grade). - Industry/Niche: The lead generation efforts are centered around the school education sector, so understanding of this area is crucial. The primary service we're seeking is: - Student Enrollment: The main goal is to increase the number of students enrolling in our awards. We are looking at a minimum of 150 paid enrolments from the promised payment. Some ideal skills for this project include: - Profound Understanding of School Education: A prior background in the education sector and understanding of student enrollment ...

So for the competition, please photoshop one of the photos of Hannah Palmer which you can find here (you can choose any) and add a cat in the picture. The one who is selected will be asked to make a series of photos to include the same cat. Most important is that it looks realistic, also a bonus if it looks funny. Note that the offered budget is just for the 1 winning picture. You will be paid 50€ for 10 adjusted pictures.

I'm looking for designer to create a cheeky, funny and cool Zebra mascot in a cartoon style. This mascot will be used for personal purposes, decorating a Land Rover (with a zebra-design) for a fun rally and to print stickers as giveaways. The mascot is also used on the team website. Key Requirements: - Create a Zebra mascot (a roughly square head-and-shoulders portrait). The design should be cartoonish and exude a sense of humor and coolness. - The mascot could be designed with a baseball cap. - The background should be white and the cartoon should be outlined with a black line. - To print large and small sized stickers (maximum size about 12 x 12 inch or 30 x 30 cm). To print the stickers I need a suitable image file : in addition to a jpg (at least 300 dpi) also a PSD. ...

Hi there, I'm in need of a proficient WordPress developer who is experienced in using Divi (Code Generator Tool) to build a robust Real Estate Landing Page. It's a Single Page Website. The project will be focused on converting a Figma design prototype into a working landing page. Candidate should be capable of implementing advanced features to enhance user experience on the site. For Content and Design, refer the attached pdf has been attached . Skills and Experience needed: - Proficient in WordPress and Divi(Code Generator Tool) Theme development. - Strong experience in creating landing pages from Figma design prototypes. - Showcases of past work related to this project. - Installing the themes and integrating the plugins effortlessly. Deliverables: - Develop...

I'm seeking a skilled lead generator to find quality B2B leads for businesses in various industries. While there's no specific criteria involving the location, company size, industry, or revenue, a successful candidate should have: - Proven experience in B2B lead generation - Strong understanding of different industries - Proficiency in using software to mine and sort data - Exceptional communication skills Take note: No specific criteria was indicated, so the ability to identify potential leads accurately and effectively is key in this project.

db Equipment Hire 0490 346 329 fb and insta LOGO'S Trailers - Heating - Cooling - Log splitter - Generator - Jack Hammer - Rotary Hoe - Compactor - Sheet Lifter Ideal Skills and Experience: - Expert in Logo Design - Relevant proficiency in various design software - Ability to understand brief and transform concept into a visually appealing design - Proficiency in creating minimalist style designs Deliverables: - Multiple design concepts to choose from - Finalized design in high-res JPEG, PNG, and source files including AI - Necessary modifications until 100% satisfaction Your creativity and input will be appreciated in coming up with the best design that accurately represents our brand in a sharp, catchy, and neat way.

I'm in need of an experienced lead generator who can assist me in finding clients seeking ride-hailing services, specifically within the transportation industry. I will provide all the necessary tools and steps to follow. You need to have a extra smartphone and sim card

Logos using a logo Generator will not be accepted. Must be unique. I am looking for a new logo/design for my company. The company name is FROSTED. It is a gym wear brand. FROSTED implies the clothing will keep you cool. The logo can have no more than 2 colors. Ideally 1 color.

As a textile exporter, I'm seeking a proficient lead generator who will assist me to accelerate my sales in the United States, United Kingdom, and Germany. Key Tasks: - Identify and generate leads specifically interested in importing fabric and home textiles. - Comprehensive understanding of textile industry is a plus. - Proven experience in lead generation, with emphasis on foreign markets. Desired Skills and Experience: - Strong research and strategic analysis skills. - Proficient in creating and maintaining client relationships. - Experience in international business development particularly in the textile field. - Strong fluency in English, knowledge of German language is a plus. Ultimately, the goal of this project is to boost my sales, extending my reach in the in...

Need to add a cat in several pictures of a person. Need someone who is not only skilled in making it same flawless but also someone creative who can make it funny.

...for an adept developer to create a comprehensive lottery gaming application which will be available on iOS, Android, and Web platforms. Key Features: - "Ticket Purchasing": The application should offer a seamless interface for users to conveniently purchase lottery tickets. - "Jackpot Tracking": Users need to be able to view and track the status of the jackpots including winnings. - "Number Generator": This function will randomly generate potential winning numbers for customers. The app's design should cater to a broad range of users including the general public, gamblers, and lottery enthusiasts. It should be user-friendly, and intuitive with clear instructions. Ideal candidates for this project should have experience in gaming applicatio...

...Creativity is key at this stage - I want to be surprised with your interpretation. A vital aspect of this website is a lead generator integrated with ZohoCRM for lead tracking. It should use the webform provided by Zoho. Additionally, the site should incorporate a store locator function, guiding customers to physical locations where our products are sold. Ideal skills and experience for the job: - Proficiency in WordPress and ZohoCRM integration - Experience devising and maintaining bilingual websites - Experience creating interactive and user-friendly store locator/maps - Understands GDPR requirements for collecting personal information through a lead generator. - Must work with graphic design tools to improve our product catalog - Must create the online catalog for ...

I'm utilizing an eform generator that necessitates manual setup of form fields and checkboxes on a PDF. To streamline this task, I'm looking for an expert who can automate the conversion of PDFs or image files into HTML, using the image/PDF as a background. If able to populate the fields with datalabels corresponding to program (OscarEMR) is a bonus. documentation eform generator being used, I would like to automate the process to not have to use the manual generator: Key Requirements: - Automation: The primary goal of this project is to automate part or all of the the form creation process - even if there is a way to automate the location of top left pixel of each checkbox. - Simplicity: The forms that

...Job Board page and blog page. The 4 subpages will be linked in a submenu under the “Our Services” heading. The blog menu entry can be removed from the menu so as not to be accessed until I choose to turn it on. Homepage should highlight our 4 services and include royalty free images for each of our services. Each service should include a subpage with content detail of that service we offer (Lorem Ipsum content sufficient for design mockups). Each page will include a contact form to send a message. Our 4 Services (subpages) include: 1. Employers 1. Hero text: Most Placeable Candidates 2. Title: Employers start here 3. Contact Form sends email to given email address with a subject line: “[EMPLOYER] (Company) (LastName, FirstName)” 2. ...

I'm in need of an experienced telemarketer and lead generator to assist with my export business. Your primary focus will be on home textiles, so a flair for this industry and its nuances would be invaluable. Key Responsibilities: - Conducting cold calls to prospects in the home textiles industry - Generating leads and setting appointments for further negotiation - Managing data and documenting sales prospects Your Skills: - Proven experience in telemarketing and lead generation - Excellent communication and negotiation skills - Familiarity with the home textiles industry - Ability to maintain a positive attitude in a high-pressure environment. I'm looking for someone who is not only able to generate leads, but also has the ability to close deals. The ideal candidate wi...

I'm looking for an innovative and creative content creator to help generate videos for my YouTube channel. The content will primarily focus on funny animal-related themes for children, teens and adults - Content type: The creator should be capable of making vlogs, tutorials, and comedy sketches focusing on humorous scenarios or facts around animals. - Main Channel Theme: The theme of the channel is Funny Animals. Any content developed should align with this central theme and be suitable for children. - Target Audience: The content should be engaging, fun, edutaining (educational + entertaining), and suitable for children. Ideal skills and experience: - Experience in content creation, specifically for YouTube. - Demonstrable knowledge in creating kid-friendly conten...

I am looking for a social media marketing expert with a keen understanding of Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Shopify platforms. The goal of this project is to boost sales leads for my business targeting young adults aged 18-30 years old. The ideal candidate for this role will have: - Proven experience in using these platforms to drive sales - A high degree of understanding of the buying trends and behaviors of the age demographic in the given platforms - An innovative approach to create engaging campaigns that convert. I anticipate a concerted effort to build and broaden my brand among this demographic, and ultimately increase sales leads significantly. Your expertise in capturing this audience's attention and transforming it into actual sales leads will be crucial for this r...

We're in need of an advanced Python programmer well-versed in creating PDF reports from MYSQL and InfluxDB, capable of not only capturing numerical data but transforming it into Graphical Trends and Text-Based Analysis. Key Role: * Develop logics for data interpretation and representation * Create a Professional and Formal UI/UX design for the report generator * Deliver finalized, error-free reports Ideal Experience: * Python expertise * In-depth knowledge of MYSQL and InfluxDB * Proven experience in creating dynamic PDF reports * A keen eye for formal and professional UI/UX design * Strong abilities in abstract reasoning and complex logic writing. Your role will translate our complex database information into understandable, well-structured and professional-looking report...

I'm in search of a proficient LinkedIn lead generator who can target professionals and students, mainly within the Technology industries. My focus is to generate quality sales leads to sell courses. Key Responsibilities: - Utilization of LinkedIn for lead generation for my business - Targeting professionals and students in the Technology sectors - Primarily producing sales leads Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience in LinkedIn lead generation - A strong grasp of Technology Industries - Solid skills in targeting professionals and students - Expertise in generating high-quality sales leads.

I'm looking for a solution to generate QR codes within an Excel document. The QR codes will be primarily used for URLs. The Attached Document Need Text Data from "Sheet Data" Column A into B2 Need Text Data from "Sheet Data" Cloumn B into A11 as a QR Code Need Text Data from "Sheet Data" Cloumn C into G1 as QR Code The data will be manually pasted into "Sheet Data" I need this for 50 Sheets Pages to ignore Coverpage, Inside and Page Breaks Key Requirements: - Ability to generate QR codes in Excel: The end product should be an Excel script or add-in that can create QR codes based on the URLs provided. - Implementation of standard QR codes: Custom designs are not required. The focus is on generating functional, standard QR codes. - Ease of ...

Looking for an Anime Recap Editor who can add funny elements, name of characters and simple editing. Here is an example: Usually around 30 minutes to 1 hour length

I'm searching for a skilled Elementor Pro designer who can build a header and footer for my website. It needs to look exactly like the images I'll provide, and work seamlessly on phones and tablets. The footer includes a bunch of placeholder 'lorem ipsum' text. We'll be replacing that with descriptions of our services, and we have a LOT of services listed. You're welcome to work on either my test website or set up your own hosting environment.

I'm in need of an AI image generation model which will be trained on a dataset consisting of millions of PNG images. The aim is to use the generated images for both my website and social media content. Key Requirements: - Develop an AI image generation model using Python. - Train the model using a dataset of PNG images. - Ensure the generated images are of high quality and suitable for website and social media use. Ideal Skills: - Strong proficiency in Python for AI model development. - Experience with image generation using AI. - Familiarity with handling and processing large datasets. - Proven track record in developing AI models for practical applications.

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...elements should be added: WORKING HOURS SPECIAL OFFERS CONTACT DETAILS Table reservation form Social media buttons: INSTAGRAM TIC-TOK FACEBOOK WEBSITE PARKING info WAY TO THE RESTAURANT - Google maps Basic SEO optimization for website internal pages. Basic Website loading speed optimization. All the information is attached. If something is missing (text), do the layout with "Loren ipsum." I will replace it later. The ideal candidate should have a strong proficiency in creating visually appealing layouts and an efficient user interface. Their responsibility will not only include developing the site but also ensuring its functionality and ease of navigation. Please provide samples of previous WordPress Restaurant websites you've developed. I look forward to work...

I have a WooCommerce website with the PDF Catalog plugin installed and activated. However, when attempting to generate a PDF catalog, I'm faced with an error message. This issue has occurred recently after both the plugin and WordPress were updated. Key Requirements: - Troubleshoot and resolve the error message that appears when generating the PDF catalog - Ident...plugin-related issues - Solid understanding of generating PDFs from WooCommerce products - Familiarity with recent updates and potential conflicts that may arise from them - I have issue with my pdf catalogue plugin. i just activated it. I cannot generate pdf: Please test it.

Create an angular 16 component that I can add to my project easily, that implements drawflow library. I want to create conversations flow using this library. The data must be saved and retrieved in the JSON format that Drawflow library uses. The style can be modified using

I am seeking a sales and lead generation expert who specializes in the retail domain. Your main focus would be to increase our market presence and connect us with both individual consumers and businesses. Specifically dispensaries in Amsterdam & the States to get our cannabis card game stocked in. Responsibilities include but not limited to: - Generating leads to expand our product's presence in stores. - Establishing relationships with retailers for product inquiries and meetings. - Creating a reliable strategy to retain and nurture leads. The ideal candidate has: - A strong background in retail and sales strategy. - Proven experience in lead generation, preferably with a demonstrable success rate. - Exceptional networking and relationship-building skills. Bonus: - Experienc...

I'm looking for a skilled and experienced professional to create a comprehensive Farsi database for advanced language learning purposes. This database will be used as a refrence for a text generator Ai Key Project Details: - The focus of this database should be on advanced-level language content - Content should include a mix of literary texts, technical documents, everyday conversations, as well as other forms such as books and poems. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Farsi language - Experience in creating educational content, particularly for advanced learners - Ability to source and organize a variety of content types, including literary and technical material - Strong understanding of language learning methodologies and best practices - Familiarity with data...

I'm in need of an expert app developer proficient with both Android and iOS platforms to create an advanced image-to-text generator application. The main functions of this application include: - Conversion of images into clear, editable text. - Saving the converted text into a document, specifically in TXT file format. There is no specific style or layout requirement, your main goal should be the functionality and efficiency of the app. The design and UX/UI should be user-friendly and interactive. The successful freelancer should demonstrate: - Vast experience in both Android and iOS app development - Proven track record in creating and maintaining image-to-text apps or similar - A detail-oriented approach focused on precision and accuracy. Your responsibilities will...

I'm seeking a capable developer who specializes in producing auto-photo generators. What I specifically need is a system that can automatically generate stunning photos of various beverages, pasta, pizza, etc served at my restaurant. These photos will be ...predominantly used on my restaurant's official site and my listing on Zomato. Key skills and experience needed: - Previous experience creating photo generators - Exceptional creativity and understanding of photography principles - Familiarity with the food and beverages industry is a plus - Knowledgeable in current photo trends particularly in beverages presentation. I'm hoping to find a tool or generator that autonomously creates photos that will make potential customers more tempted. Your proposals would be muc...

I'm seeking a talented graphic designer to create a captivating, cartoon-style design for my travel business' branding initiative. The final product should re...created in full color to create a visually appealing image. The ideal freelancer for this project should have: • Proven experience in creating captivating cartoon-style graphics, • A strong sense of color theory to ensure the end product is as visually appealing as possible, • An understanding of branding and how to create images that enhance brand recognition. This project is more than creating a funny image; it's about encapsulating the brand's spirit in a single graphic. If you have the required skills and can deliver a design that echoes our passion for travel, sisterhood, and adventu...

Looking for a paid quote generator extension on a WordPress site, a construction company wants to add the possibility for her customers to make a quote, that can be downloaded as a pdf file after payment, with different informations added Name of the user Name of the company Spreadsheet with the selected services and prices VAT price Total price Thank you

I'm seeking a skilled Python programmer to create a comprehensive Family Ancestry Tree generator from my PostgreSQL database. This project's main objective is to use the data for analysis. Therefore, the tree must be designed to facilitate easy data interpretation and discovery. Specifications: - The tree must visually demonstrate multi-to-multi relationships such as Biological, Marital, and In-Law relations. Examples of these are Father, Mother, Son, Daughter, Wife, Father-in-law, Mother-in-law, etc. Ideal Candidate: - Strong experience in Python or the latest programming technology. - Proficiency in database connectivity and operations, specifically PostgreSQL. - Background in data structures, particularly tree structure, is vital. - Previous experience in data an...

...Content & Image Generator SaaS' from Codecanyon on my platform. Key tasks: - Primary task is to effectively customize the content within the script. - You will be required to integrate this script with other platforms. Knowledge and previous experience working with API integrations is crucial. Ideal skills and experience: - Extensive experience with Codecanyon scripts - Proficiency in API integrations - Strong understanding of Python, Flask, or relevant programming languages - Positive track record of altering script contents - You should be able to work independently and provide creative solutions. You'd be an awesome fit if you thrive in fast-paced environments, have strong technical skills, and have prior experience with 'Artifism - AI Content &...

READ ALL AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ALL THE ELEMENTS IN...bear should look like something that popped out of a cartoon and should be unique. Design should be more 3D, not flat. Should not look like clip art. DO NOT use AI generator. Snowman or polar bear is going to be a character that we use throughout our branding. Think of McDonald’s, Chuck E. Cheese etc. type characters. So needs to be the most of the character’s body, not just a head. Snowman/polar bear and ice cream etc. should look like they are placed for a purpose, not just thrown on there. MUST be original. Do not copy other designs. If your image looks close to other images submitted then you are either copying or using AI generator, and your submission will be rejected. MUST have full name of our business:...

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Looking for an Anime Recap Editor who can add funny elements, name of characters and simple editing. Here is an example: Usually around 30 minutes to 1 hour length

I'm in urgent need of an IMEI generator. I need it to draw IMEI numbers both randomly and from a database based on specific parameters. Key Features: - **Dual Functionality**: The tool should be capable of generating IMEI numbers randomly or by allowing me to specify certain parameters. - **Parameter Selection**: The parameters that I should be able to choose from when generating IMEI numbers are the device brand and the operating system (OS). - **Web Interface**: The tool should be accessible through a user-friendly web interface that allows me to easily generate the IMEI numbers. Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Python, as I believe the tool can be built on existing scripts like ``. - Experience in working with databases, ideally with knowledge of the TAC database