CMS Expert Who Knows AJAX - Experts Only Please

Looking for one Expert Drupal / Joomla / Magento / Wordpress developer. You don't need to know design, we've got designers who take care of all the design issues. But, if you can do small tasks in PS/Gimp that will be handy, but it's certainly not required. Are you a good fit for us? We've got a small starter project for you. Do well on this one small starter project and we'll give you another project, and another, and another, and another... You must be an Expert with Drupal, Joomla, Magento and Wordpress. You must be able to email with us in Fluent English. You can work whenever you want. We pay once each week. We never pay in-advance. We never post escrow. Won't work with any type of broker or middleman. You must be the actual coder. We work with individual coders only. We work direct with our vendors. Details of this small, starter project will be shared inside the PMB with qualified vendors. Experience has always been consistently better with vendors in Latin America and Eastern Europe - you'll be given preference. On the other hand, won't consider any offers from anyone in or within 1,515 miles of India - too many bad experiences - perhaps it is something in the air/water - not sure - but can't justify the fallout/fail/no-show rate associated with vendors from this part of the planet - nothing personal - just too much wasted time and money - sorry. Post an offer of $1,515 and 15 days on this small starter project so I know you've read this and understand English. If you place an offer of anything other than $1,515 and 15 days or include a Milestone payment with your offer, you'll be ignored, I promise. Thanks for Your Time! Matt