autoresponder - open to bidding

Dear Sir or Madam: Let me come straight to the point. You need compelling, written words and I can deliver them. In fact, I’m so sure that I can give you the copy you want, I’ll make a guarantee that you won’t be able to pass up: I’ll rush you the first email to get them into your hands as soon as possible. This way you won’t lose valuable time and energy waiting for the complete project. If you aren’t satisfied, you won’t owe me a penny. Or, if you want them rewritten, I’ll do that instead and fire it back to you as rapidly as possible – while making certain the quality is still intact. If that still doesn’t satisfy you, we’ll part ways amiably. No money owed. Also, for thirty days after I turn in your assignment, I’ll offer free revisions so you will be able to have that perfect copy. This bid covers a single email autoresponder. I also successfully completed an Autoresponder writing course with the leading school of copywriters, American Writers and Artists, Inc. (AWAI). The instructor was well-known autoresponder expert Jay White. He taught his system to ensure that each autoresponder series achieves what you are looking for: a high opening rate and a high click-through rate. In addition, I completed a copywriter’s course with AWAI. Regards, Wally Mountz

I have an undergrad in advertising and marketing but I really dont get what this ad for work is about please add detail.