Dear Hiring Manager,
Peculiar as it is, this is a cover letter.
Now, because your time is a valuable resource, stop reading now if want the next lines to be something utterly conventional, that will answer all your questions and inspire you to feed the poor.
This will not be a squeaky clean, picture perfect, all skills checked cover letter. This is an unshapely, but breathing, pulsating, living contraption that will either amaze or vex you.
When it comes to words I like to twist, twirl and twine them until they are almost alive, until they have a conscience of their own. And where are words, ideas will follow. I would not say that I will concoct the road to Mars. Then again, I actually may. Only that it will be in the form of a sixty second spot or a fifteen words blurb. I never run dry of ideas. Above all, I am a creator.
To finish off my plethora of words brilliantly or foolishly disguised as a cover letter I would like to use the slightly modified words of one John Fitzgerald Kennedy:
“I ask not what your company can do for me, I ask only what I can do for your company.”
Yours Truly,
Amo. Lucian