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Write a funny and a little bit disgusting children's book aimed at 8 year old boys.

$250-750 AUD

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Posted over 7 years ago

$250-750 AUD

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Do you have a story suitable for 8-10 year olds boys? Comedy writer wanted who is able to get into the mind of 8-10 year old boys. Writing style to be similar to Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Entertaining, creative writing, that is a little bit disgusting, to keep young boys interested in reading. The book needs to be approximately 6000 - 10,000 words, broken up into 12 small chapters, with each chapter being about 500 - 1000 words. We are looking for a clever, witty writer! Is that you?
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I try to ensure that my passion for writing comes through in what I write and I am dedicated to being the best writer I can be. I'm always looking to expand my horizons by learning new writing styles and genres and taking on new challenges. If I don't know how to do it, I'll learn!
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Hi, I have the experience of working on such eBooks and can draft yours within 5 days time with regular updates regarding work in progress. Kindly, message me for any queries in relation to my services. or if you want to want to get started just award me the project. Thanks!
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“I sell words according to your demands. It’s yours for the asking.” 
My strong belief is that readers should be presented with content that's easy to understand & doesn't challenge with complex language. I look forward to doing business with YOU!
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Hi there, I am a professional writer. Please check my reviews and portfolio (https://www.freelancer.com/u/revival786.html) and ask me for more samples to have an idea about the quality of my service. I am highly interested in doing this project so please discuss with me. Looking forward to hearing from you soon! Regards, Revival
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Hello, I have keenly taken note of your project. I am interested in working on it and deliver according to your specifications. We can discuss more if you want. I will provide error-free, high-quality genuine work. Please discuss
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Hi! I would love to work with you to help bring your book idea to life. More than that, though, I would like to talk with you more to see if we might be a good fit for working together. I know my bid is higher than most, and my timeline is longer, but that's because I want us to be able to make sure we get this right. I want us to collaborate to make something you're both proud of and happy with. That takes time, and requires that we're in regular communication both regarding progress and expectations. What I'm proposing is that we break this project up and take it chapter by chapter. I'm happy to provide samples of previous comedic writing; as I've worked with kids pretty extensively, it will not be hard for me to shift my comedic tone to that audience. Writing a book is a big project, and it's not one I take lightly. I'm also open to the idea that as we dialogue these expectations change, and we adjust accordingly. More than anything, I want what we create to leave both of us satisfied and happy with the result. Thanks for your consideration, and please don't hesitate to reach out with any thoughts you may have!
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Hello, I am experienced eBook writer, I have done kindles and eBooks for kids under age of 8, so far I did serious and fantasy tales for them but I can write humor and can be a witty writer as well, I can do first 300 words free for u so that u can see whether I am catching the same tone that u need for ur work or not, please check out my work samples: Oscar and His New Adventures Meeting Daisy Oscar was a young fire-spitting dragon who lived with his family high up on Dragon Mountain. One day, Oscar told his parents that he wanted to have different friends– friends who weren’t dragons. “You can go down to the forest and see if you can make some new friends,” they said, “but be careful, and make sure to come home before it gets too dark!” Oscar was very excited for his adventure, and he quickly flew down into the forest. Soon, he met a fox. Oscar tried to ask, “Would you like to be my friend?” But when Oscar opened his mouth, he spit out a big flame instead, and the fox ran away.
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I am the passionate, creative, and committed ghostwriter you are looking for—a true professional. Hiring the right ghostwriter or editor for your project is a big decision and I never forget that. You need to find someone who meets your expectations, understands the scope of your project, and is just as committed to it as you are. That person is me and I am so appreciative to help people like you bring your thoughts and ideas to a higher level, assisting in helping your dreams and aspirations for your project come true. Regardless of the size of a project, I give it my best efforts and complete commitment. I’m very driven and inspired by your success, which makes me an ideal creative partner. Whether you wish to be hands on or hands off, you will end up with a final product that you are glad to have your name on. Invite me to work with your project and discover the difference with Ghostwriting Gone Wild. By hiring me you can be certain of the best quality information presented professionally and in a suitable creative manner. I can provide you with perfectly written work catered exactly to your requirements. Very best Darnell Brown
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Hello! My name is Bettina, and I am a published children's book illustrator and author. I mainly work as an illustrator for hire these days, but on the sidelines I write stories for children. Because of this, I am well versed in the art of creating catchy, engaging and entertaining material for kids. I understand you need a ghostwriter for this project, so I focus on my experience regarding that: I have published 30+ short stories for various anthologies (none in my own name as I was a ghostwriter) and written more than 200k worth of material in English. I have yet to read Diary of a Whimpy Kid, but with a little bit of guidance from you I am positive I can write the story that you need. I have great imagination and a fine way with words, and after working on children's books for so long, I certainly know how to get into the mind of young readers. If you are interested in further discussion with me, plese contact me via chat; I would love to hear from you! In any case, thank you for your time and have a great day! -Bettina
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I can write this funny children story e-book for you in a way that will interest anyone that will read it. I am a prolific writer and researcher. I have written a number of children stories for people here on freelancer and all my employers applauded my professionalism in writing. If you award me this project, I guarantee you 100% unique and error free work. I work to meet deadline, no delay. Thanks and hope to hear from you. Emmanuel Johnson
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Greetings! I am Kemar Daley, a talented premium freelancer in the writing sector. After reading your job description, I realized that it is the perfect fit for my skill set, moreover I have been writing and proofreading for over six (6) years now which makes me more than competent enough to deliver high quality work as I am a talented native who is willing to start working immediately. I am fully knowledgeable of US, UK and Australian English, so you can expect a job well done. While I am certain there will be others who underbid me on this project, I can assure you several things. • I work extremely fast • I have a great writing, proofreading and critical thinking skill. • I am a Native American English speaker. This means I can ensure quality communication in regards to your project. A few questions that I have for you about the project: How soon are you looking to start? Can we discuss more via chat? Is there a possibility for long term work? For past work, please see my portfolio. Additional samples are also available upon request. I look forward to the opportunity to work with you. Cheers! Kemar Daley Professional - Writer/Proofreader/Editor
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Hi there! Let me ask you, are you looking for 12 different short stories or a single one containing 12 chapters? I am an English speaking writer from the United States with years of professional writing and editing experience. I have a light touch with my writing and can handle tragedy and triumph with equal sensitivity and understanding. I am pretty good with witty writing and I can write a killer story book suitable for 8-10 year old boys. I am a stickler for excellent spelling and grammar, and all of my work is completed to the highest professional standard as well as in a timely fashion. I have samples of work in my portfolio where you can view my writing style. I look forward to working with you. Thanks, Jessica
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Hi, I am a professional Book writer, Editor and Proofreader.I have been writing & rewriting Fiction books since 5 years.I have a Copyscape premium account, so don't worry about plagiarized work. I always check the Grammar and Spelling errors before sending the work to all of my clients. So you will get 100% unique and error free work. I have my samples ready on the desk to show you. Looking forward to working with you. Thanks
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Good day! I just ran into your project and it sounds super creative! I would give it a shot! My sister is a teacher (6-8 years) and I believe she could help me with the psychology of little boys. The first thing that came to my mind is exploration of self, it can be interesting, funny, and yes, disgusting! Let's chat and maybe I can even write a little test paragraph. Looking forward to hearing from you :) Dajana
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Hello, I understood the initial scope of this project. Although i want to discuss further this job in order to prepare the final concept for this project. After Complete discussion over the call or in chat, i will prepare following things for you - Technical Project Proposal - Flow chart for this Project - Execution plan (Step by step procedure with explanation how and at what that we are going to execute a particular task)
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