Custom High-Quality, Professional WordPress Theme

I need an exclusive, very high-quality, professional WordPress theme to be customarily made that I can simply easily upload from the WordPress-uploader, and then activate with the click of a button, without having to do anything else. These are the current criteria: 1. It has to have clean search-engine-optimized codes and secured. 2. Easily used and customizable anytime I want from my WordPress Dashbaord, without ever having to touch a single piece of code ever again. It has all the ideal widgets that I can change anytime and able to simply change the header whenever I want. 3. I want the design to be catchy, very memorable, establish a brand, but most importantly "editorial", like an online magazine resource portal, not just a blog. I really like the layout of these sites, with the "Featured Box": [login to view URL] [login to view URL] (I kind of like this one of the best.) [login to view URL] These are only examples. I want something similar to these that is easily used, but to be different so it distinguishes itself, and people won't say I copied them. 4. Yet I want that same feeling/vibe and color of it to be something like these sites: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] I color I really want to focus on the most is a shiny, glossy, blue-color, that just stands out and draw people. Overall, think Maxim and GQ. Please this has to be perfect, and you really have to know what you are doing and know WordPress inside-out.