Customize Membership Plugin and Wordpress Theme

Howdy! Okay - I have a free wordpress theme that needs customizing. 1) I need a crazy looking logo.. crazy letters would be perfect. 2) I need the Wordpress navigation menu to work right. For example, if I have categories: articles and software And subcategories under each one like: Articles Health Fitness Software Design Header Logo Then, I need the subcategories and the category menu to work right with the membership plugin: [login to view URL] 3) I need the Wordpress Membership Software to work with Clickbank. The membership plugin is just like what it sounds like.. People can see the first page but they can't get passed anything without signing up through Clickbank.. after that, then they will get an email with their login information.. ALL this has got to function flawlessly! The theme and the plugin have all been installed.. I need someone to come in here and make it work! (like right now right now) THANKS! You can view the website at kitscrazy dot com.