Creative Jokes that will be very funny needed (200 jokes needed)

We require about 200 creative jokes that are very funny in not more than 500-1000 words per each joke. They may also be tell-tale jokes based on folklores. Here are the conditions - The jokes must NOT be taken from the Internet. Must be very local and standard jokes, Not racist, not malicious, not too sexually discriminately or explosive, It must be very funny. We will evaluate and ensure you do not take the jokes from the Internet and they fall within our concept. We will release milestone per jokes submitted. We might have multiple awards for this project.