Adult Membership Promotion Needed

I'm looking for someone to help promote my adult site. The site features a 7-day trial for $3.95USD. The winner has til midnight on December 31, 2006 Eastern Standard Time to acquire at least 600 new paid recurring member signups. I'm setting the projects budget range to top off at $1,500. The winner will get $100 initially and $1400 once the goal is met(so if you complete goal early you get paid early and project is over). If the goal is not met then the winner will get paid based on the percentage of goal completed. For example, if the winner gets only 300 signups by December 31st, then winner will get 50%(half) of $1500 which is $750($100 at beginning of project and $650 after deadline). Guidelines: 1) All signups must be legit(no fake accounts) 2) Cannot offer rewards, gifts, etc. to generate signups 3) Must accept project payment terms otherwise DO NOT BID!!!! 4) Must have AIM, MSN, YAHOO, and/or ICQ to keep contact 5) All member signups have to be at least 18 years of age NO MINORS...ITS THE LAW!!!