Need someone to help write a funny “about us” page

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Hi, please share the details about your startup. I'll write it first, if you like it you can keep it. I am quite humorous myself, I guess I would able to add some humor and sarcasm to it too, thanks.

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Rhetoric and sarcasm isn't my cup of tea, it's the entire teapot. Alright, maybe this isn't the wit-tea-est thing I could have come up with, but it isn't the shi-tea-est either. Please tell me puns qualify as funny. The bids you'll get here are probably funnier if funny means outright bland, mind-numbing and, normative sentences put together without a single strand of coherent creativity. I'd like to think I can be funny, or at least make an effort to, sarcasm, however, comes naturally to me and I could keep the reads on their toes (the "o" is silent here) all day. Hire me if you want something fresh, genuinely funny and catchy. Let me know! :)

Hello there, I liked the way you have written you want 'something funny and sarcastic'. it's catching. Sure I can do the job for you. My skills set matches your job description and I always deliver on time. No delays. Looking forward to working with you. Regards, Sehrish R.

I can write a funny and sarcastic About Us page for your company website. You will get desired result in a comic and funny way. Sarah

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I am an experienced content creator. I can definitely give it a fresh and fun touch. 12$ + 5$ (Freelancer commission)