First, I love the video. I lost it at "the Welsh," and I had no idea about the Mayan codices so thanks for another wasted afternoon on Wikipedia. I am a native English writer with a university degree and an excellent sense of humor. Although I am based in California I also have an unusual amount of experience writing for Australian websites. I can transcribe, revise, and rewrite this video in just a few days, and I can start ASAP.