Wordpress Specialist Required

I need some changes to an existing website... I need someone to help my team and I perform updates and maintenance on our website that has been built entirely in HTML. There are some segments of the site that redirect to another website but you will not be working on that part. The website consists of approximately 12 pages which are all in standard HTML and most of the code / content is duplicated so your experience in a good IDE would be ideal for this project. The second requirement here is that you should have excellent Wordpress skills. Please make sure you mention this in your response. I need this project started in the next day and completed in a day or two after that. I know there are plenty of people on here who could complete this project well and quickly but I want someone with whom I can build a good long-term relationship because we will have lots of work and plan on continuously improving this site and platform. I am only going to select someone who has properly read this scope in full so in order to filter out all the auto-bidders, please ensure you start your response with the word 'happyness'. I will obviously ignore any bids that do not start with this word. Please also tell me a little about yourself, but do not post any links to previous work, I want to know you as a person and know that you can do this but don't want a copy / paste of every project you've ever worked on. Finally, I would really appreciate you helping me find the right candidate if you state your bid as exactly fourty three dollars. We can negotiate your rate once I show you the work required but this will help me ensure you've read this brief in full :) Thanks again and I look forward to working with you.