10 hours of LAMP coding

I am evaluating coders for a series of LAMP projects. If you don't know what LAMP means then you are probably not qualified for the work. In addition to being very conversant with Linux, Apache, MySQL and PHP the coder(s) would benefit from being strong in javascript, some level of Linux Administration and css/html/dhtml. The work might will likely be debugging existing LAMP systems as well as making minor feature additions. Most if not all of the work will be done in the presence of a designer/manager via IM or VOIP. The job is a bid for 10 hours of work as a preliminary test for possibly hundreds more hours of work. Only the best coders need apply. Bidders must refrain from underbidding to avoid problems on subsequent jobs. Agencies need not apply. I must do business directly with the coder at all times.