[URGENT] Wordpress/CSS/PHP Expert developer needed

My website is: [login to view URL] I need the following work done. • Finish coding certificates page (Splice/CSS/link to payment - page = [login to view URL] • Finish the design of the blog pages - CSS/Code into the backend so that the posts automatically appear - page = [login to view URL] • Code in mailchimp on the front page, so that when they fill in their name and email it automatically adds them to the database and lets them download their ebook • Integrate eWay payment gateway + SSL into the site so that the site can process payments • Integrate Facebook status updates into the front page - loads a facebook feed from the specified profile • Add XML sitemap to the XML page - make it dynamic • Setup a mconfirmation email for the customer so that when they select a course/date/photographer etc it emails them • Star rating and review of a photographer functionality - so people can leave feedback + rate out of 5 stars RULES 1) No copy paste bids! 2) You must be able to speak very very good english so we don't have any confusions 3) You must be able to start work immediately and finish it as quickly as possible. 4) You need to be able to prove to me that you can indeed do all of the work we've listed here Thank you.