Hi,
I can write a parser for you in Perl. Please get in touch with me so we can discuss the details about this parser. I'm available for 14 hours a week (longer if you need me for more time). I have done several projects in Perl (check my profile). I've done projects that check an IMAP mailbox for new mail and then parse the email when it comes in, as well as projects that use Active Directory (LDAP), SMTP, and DBI (Database like MySQL or SQL Server). I've also done threaded Perl Scripts (with support for forks). I've done Perl Scripts with GUIs (text box, labels, buttons, scroll bars, etc...).
I have several years experience working with the full LAMP stack (Linux, Apache, MySQL, and PHP). I have experience with other various scripting and programming languages. I have an Associate Degree in Computer Science, and I am close to getting my Bachelor's in CS with a possible minor in Mathematics. I've been working at least 6 years as an Independent Contractor for a company called Boomdizzle (a social music hip hop website). I help them maintain their servers, create static and dnamic web pages, and custom themes based on designs.
My Resume, as well as my full skillset and reviews from past clients (all of them positive), can be found on my profile. If you would like to see demo script, please let me know. Please reach out to me so we can discuss further about this project. I look forward to working with you. Thank you for taking the time to consider my bid.