Youtube Marketing Expert, Need an Report Quickly!

Hello, i am looking for someone that has experience with youtube and that can write a 25 page ebook and get it to me in 3 days or less. 25 pages is not that much if you know what your writing about and i will provide you the table of contents. My budget for this product is only $30, so please bid if only you can meet the requirements. Sample Table of Contents: Introduction Chapter On: A little About Youtube Chapter Two: Step-by-Step Directions on How to Upload Your Own Videos to Youtube. (Can include Screenshots, must be very neat and organized) Chapter Three: How to drive traffic to your website using Youtube a)Viral Videos b)Comments c)Ets d)Etc e)Etc Final Thoughts ---------------- You may you 14 inch Verdana and space the paragraphs, what im more conceerned with is someone wi knows a lot about youtube and have some "markting secrets" that they can share that is not avilabele anywhere [login to view URL] you have experience with making money or driving traffic to your website via youtube, then please bid, thanks.