My brother is looking for a meme expert to help him with a software project. The requirements are that you go on imgur or funnyjunk or 9gag or some dank meme site and find some highly upvoted dank memes. The memes will be put into 3 categories, in a gmail folder. Mild is family friendly memes, Spicy is teenager aged memes, and hot is mature stuff like fapping and smegma references. If you don't understand everything I said then GTFO Noob.
In all seriousness, we need someone who can take these images and crop out the watermark at the bottom of them, and put them in .jpg format. We need 100 images, we would like a good mix of mild spicy and hot memes.
If you are a native of teh internets and dank memes then mention on your cover letter. Thank you.
Dear Hiring Manager,
I have gone through your job posting and become very much interested to work with you. I am an expert in these fields. I have already completed several projects like this. For evidence you can see my profile. I hope, I would be the right candidate for this post. Awaiting an affirmative response from you.
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Kinds Regards,
Mehedi Hasan.
29th December (29)
I am ready to work for you . you can dry me I know about memes. So please try me
Dear sir
I will start now
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Regard
Manwar