Open Minded Virtual Assistant

I am a busy man working a lot, often tired in the evening. I am also a sexual human beeing with a sex drive. As a man i am also very visual person so when i feel the need i tend to watch porn for sexual release... Lately i found that i tend to put down a lot of hours finding good porn i like and this in combination with a lot of work only makes me tired. If possible someone out there like a virtual assistant service who has a open minded approach to porn could help me search and find good porn for me on request, prepare links or similar for me to view. Maybe a recurring thing on several occasions for different requests. This would ease up my time and at the same time have a good sex life. Thanks.