Hi Required skill sets are as follows 1. Good communication skill in English 2. Human resource 3. recruitment 4. E-commerce... I am owner of smart technical home I am looking for online co-worker for long-term partnership We can start the work immediately once we choose the best candidate through funny chat Awaiting for someone's good respond Thanks
We are looking forward to make the logo for our e-sport game tournament. The branding must be reflective of video-games and be related to e-sports tournaments. We are establishing a e-sports competition that will cover a vast array of game genres, ranging from fighting, MOBA, racing, etc. We need a design that will stand above the current trends and
I want to create a book for my wedding Anniversary. I have copy/pasted a number of funny messages from the internet to a word document and I need these illustrated so that I can have an original book. I have about ~ 70 pages in the book.. 1 message per page. I intend to print the book in A5 size and then get it bound. My deadline to print is 28Jan
I need a creative E BOOK writer to write me a funny short story about 40 pages the idea about some dogs playing poker more details in chat my budget is 40 usd don't bid if your price more than that don't bid if you have no experience in E books don't bid if you donot read the description begin your bid with ( i read it )
I have many cool quotes to put on t-shirts. The Quotes and images should have an ironic spin to them. (Note the Company logo...) Ill be awarding multiple entries!!! So just do the best you can and please don't compare to anything you have seen before, and especially not to the other designers entries. JUST DO YOU. ;) There should be an image and the quote to match! Below are the quot...
...towards sex, sensuality and using bodily terms. I need to find the right angle to market my products. I am looking for a straight forward, educational approach that could also be funny and hip. Some words to describe Divina Hemp are playful, sex, sensual, sacred, juicy, healing, health, pleasure, high quality, sophisticated, energetic, pain-relief, charming
I am going to develop 2 gaming sites. At this point I need design and front end development. 2 games need to be developed in the website: 1. Dice - something like [login to view URL] 2. Blackjack - something like [login to view URL] or [login to view URL] If you have experienced in developing gaming site with blockchain, please show me
I need three 50-75 word stories in news script format. Format: Title of story Teaser statement 50-75 words Sources (The three stories n...stories need to be from the same news source) Needs who what when where why (if applicable) Accurate, clear, concise writing Related to any subject Anything “news worthy” funny if possible, not necessary.
I need dedicated full stack developer that is expert in codeigniter. Do you design custom web games? must know java css mvc html , design work! must show your most complex application you have built! must be able to work 10 hours or more per day. fast work and update me results every 30 minutes/ let me watch you on teamviewer. ok!
...re-designed. You'll find the current logo attached. We want to keep the current logo (i.e. the elephant) but change the background and add the word "Bakery" (instead of board games cafe) to the logo. We would like a patterned background that makes sense with "Bakery" (it could be for example some croissants and baguettes), and maybe use a color accordingly
talented comedian copywriter for TV/Media commercial We own a web application and we need you to do copywriting for our commercial and rewrite the flow what we deliver to the potential customer so at the end of the video he will be convinced to try our software for 7 days free. This is commercial will run on Youtube and Facebook mostly so it have to engage with potential customers in first 3-5 ...
...with the scripting language as Lua. I need a Game creator where users can script/build/make games then publish it online to the website so other players can play the game together I want it like Roblox's Game System (Studio, Player) so they can easily make games. Checklist: - People be able to create scripts (language: Lua) - A "explorer" that shows
Complete my website [login to view URL] its 90% done, some backend part for creating app is pending, need it to finish it ASAP. Its developed using: Codeigniter 3 Budget: 1000 INR More detail will be discuss to selected person
...business is focused on brand development and conversion copywriting. I need someone who is comfortable writing and communicating in a style that walks the line between casual/bold/funny and professional (you'll use templates, but looking for someone to grow with). It is also super important that you pay close attention to detail with any client projects - I
We are looking for a CREATIVE extraordinary and EXPERT 3d desiger who have designed 3d games with tracts and character running in the track to get coins and stuff like that the game is about a character running and avoiding barriers, it will start with one track, but it will be upgraded later on, the character is manually running and the is not 100
...a few images of the instrument, which will be the main character in the video. We need to give this instrument a personality, which is between real and cartoonish (but not funny). For the test, I need character illustration with different views and a few expressions. And after that a 3d test animation of this character of a few seconds. Let me
The winner gets a $5,000 task (with more $$$ lined up). But you have to win this contest first - make us laugh, you win. Simple. *** Read the Brief carefully (instructions) here: [login to view URL] This contest will end at any time. You may submit a confidential entry by uploading a blank image and I will contact you via message. See my other contests here: https://www.freelancer.com.au/con...