Dont need dont need jobs
I'm seeking an experienced scriptwriter with a knack for observational comedy. Your task will be to craft a short, original standup comedy routine which we can perform. Grooms brother in law ( JIJA) and brides sister will be doing anchoring at sangeet function next week, I am looking for short 30-secs to 1 min anecdotes that we can say in between dance performances. We also dont want to make it look rehersed and we dont have time also to reherse. Specific Requirements: - The script should be designed for a 5-10 minute performance. - The humour should be grounded in observational comedy. - It must cater to an adult audience aged 30-50. Ideal Experience: - Scriptwriting for comedy, particularly standup - Proven ability to write for specified audiences - Familiarity with...
...data. I need to update code to my system. you can create new code for my requirement at same cost.I need to collect live data from the web and candle stick with different time frame.I can choose any minutes interval, I need you to collect Last 10 candle data from the Excel in the web and other details for each token, I will give token name in the excel, It will automatically display the rows of data. If i chanage time interval it will display those data only. Stock Broker account: If Buy signal find it will automaticlly place Buy order,etc., Note: I dont know about coding, If you install the code and run successfully at my system thereafter I will hire you and release the payment. If you agree this term you will apply this task Budet is 600 INR and Good r...
I want to make a Microsoft education presentation where it starts off with showing the Windows logo, then zooms into one of the panes of the logo then it goes into a couple of points for that topic, then zooms back out to show the windows logo then zooms into another pane of the logo. So basically : Windows Logo, T...zoom out to show the window logo, Topic #2, zoom into another window pane, after topic #2 is done, zoom out to show the window logo, Topic #3, zoom into another window pane, after topic #3 is done, zoom out to the window logo, topic #4 zoom into the final window pane and after topic #4 is done, final slide should be a conclusion of the 4 topics and an opportunity to show a video then its over. I dont want any information presented itll be a template with powerpoint ...
I am searching for an Excel expert to help me create a dynamic visualization dashboard for health data. - The dashboard will focus on a range of health data - It will need to display specific and diverse health metrics such as age, type of therapy given, time periods, and mortality - so be able to calculate mortality, time periods, - Each individual's health record data will be detailed in a specific manner ie data will be entered as numeric code -Each patient will have about 20 data points Ideally graphs will have consistent coloring eg PD patients orange, HD = green etc- to allow for intuitive understanding The ideal freelancer for this project needs to have: - Proficiency in Excel, especially in creating dynamic and interactive dashboards. - Experience working with hea...
We are refining our Falcon race timing system for accuracy in the desert, specifically to tracking falcons over a 400-meter course. This system must detect objects (falcon) around 10cm x 10cm, in the outdoor desert environment Key Specifications: - LiDAR Sensors: - Range: Up to 20m. - Aperture: 180 degrees. - Frequency: 100Hz. - R... - Frequency: 100Hz. - Resolution: 0.32 degrees. - Power: 3W. - Connectivity: Visual display timer and device connectivity for real-time tracking, supported by a battery life of at least 4 hours. -Signal Synchronization: Transmitter at the endpoint and receiver at the start for accurate timing. Operational Environment: The design must withstand the desert’s outdoor conditions, howeverwe dont run the race when there is wind or hig...
I need help with configuration of WP Rocket. You must be able to work via Anydesk or Teamviewer. If u cant, please dont bid. You must know how to use WP rocket helper to give it the extra tweak we need Minor adjustment need such. Make sure latest image format is loaded Budget is 25$. Task can be achieved in 1-2 hours
Please note This prohect I reposted because someone else i hired 4 days ago . But he did nothing and i lost time and money with milestone. I will create now 75$ milestone first . And u should start . When its done 100% with testing everyting. Dont ask for released or make milestone. Check my reviews for client. I will create another 75$ and released both. Not before.. i need it done 2 to 3 days.I have more than 5 indicator .so its long terms opportunetly. I am urgently looking for a professional who is capable of extracting the source code from TradingView and customize my trading algorithm. The primary purpose of this exercise is as follows: * Customization of Trading Algorithms Unfortunately, the specific capabilities of the customized algorithm weren't outlined, t...
I'm in need of a Machine Learning Engineer who can migrate our existing notebooks from RStudio and PySpark to AWS Sagemaker. Your task will be to: - Understand two models I have running locally. One is a Rstudio logistic regression model, and the other is a pySpark XGboost also running on local. - Migrate These two models to AWS SAGEMAKER. Data will be on S3 -Prepare models to run on sagemaker totally, so that we can do training and testing 100% on sagemaker.-Models are already running on a local computer, but I need to move them to Sagemaker 100%. Data is on S3 already. -You need to configure and prepare Sagemaker from end to end, and teach me how you did it, since I need to replicate it in another system. -I will give you the data and access to AWS Id...
I'm looking to hire a skilled developer or team to build a sportsbook (Similar to bet365) website that integrates Football, Basketball, Tennis, a Live Casino, and Slots. I am specifically interested in: - Incorporating real-time dealer interaction in the Live Casino and Slots sections. - Developing functionalities that would support different games like Football, Basketball...streaming, with a focus on real-time dealer interactions. You must be capable of integrating the key elements together seamlessly, producing an easy-to-use platform that offers a satisfying user experience. Expert knowledge in integrating live streaming platform for real-time dealer interaction is essential. Kindly provide me with solid examples of your sportsbook platforms! Without examples please dont...
READ FIRST!!! - NDA sign mandatory - The code delivered will be owned by us - You must to verify firstly that the code its possible to be used in a commercial environment - DONT BID an amount for later request x4 when you understand the project - it must to be valid for Android and iOs I am in need of a competent and experienced mobile app developer, specifically one proficient in Flutter, to create a media editor for our app catered towards sharing and editing videos and stories. Our app (core) are designed to function like popular social media platforms like Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok. WE HAVE VIDEO RECORD FUNCTION YET Required Features: - Edit videos and stories (filters) - Video editing capabilities like trimming/cutting, adding text/graphics, and applying fi...
We're seeking a skilled designer to create a compelling logo and branding for "Zomsa". I dont want the word BAR in the logo. Our core considerations for this project will be as follows: - Color Scheme: We're set on using purple and burgundy as key elements in our color palette. The ability to proportion these colors in a pleasing and dynamic way is essential. - Style: We're imagining a modern aesthetic that communicates sophistication and appeal to a contemporary clientele. An understanding of present-day design trends is necessary to deliver this. The ideal candidate will have demonstrated experience in logo and branding design, with a particular emphasis on modern themes. They'd also have a keen sense of color theory, with the ability to use pur...
...throughout Australia, focusing specifically on Melbourne, Sydney, and Brisbane , Gold coast, Sunshine coast , Cairns , Western Australia, Broome, Tasmania, ACT - excluding Adelaide and Northern Territory. You’ll use Google Maps as the main resource for gathering verifiable information. You will click on the link and go to the website , obtain the email, company name and state from there, if they dont show email but they show facebook , go to that and get the email The database should include: - Email addresses - Company names - State information Format Excel The ideal freelancer for this project will have: - Excellent research skills - Good knowledge with Google Maps or similar - Attention to detail - Experience in data collection and database building - Knowledg...
I am looking to hire a graphics designer for this social media page, It is share market successfull expert analyst page. You can also getting free Share market analysis from Expert I need quality design for this page 5 banners, 50 INR per Banner design I am not big fish. it is difficult job dont come for Money you should waste you time for unrealish Expectation I look forward your bid
...token data. I need to update code to my system. I need to collect live data from the web and candle stick, Mins Intervals are in Dropdown box, I can choose any minutes interval, I need you to collect Last 5 candle data from the Excel in the web and other details for each token, I will give token name in the excel, It will automatically display the rows of data. If i chanage time interval it will display those data only. Please view the attach file. I need an intelligent programmer, who can see future problems and solve them clever and independently. Note: I dont know about coding, If you install the code and run successfully at my system thereafter I will hire you and release the payment. If you agree this term you will apply this task Budet is 600...
I'm looking to set up a contest to create an eye-catching, design for 3 different elements of my business. First design needed is for o...box truck. Pictures have been provided and sizes will be located below. This is the main purpose of the contest and what will be rewarded off of. After this have been completed. I will need other elements designed including yards signs, trailer banners, etc. My comapny is a general residential comstruction company. We do everything from new construction, renovations , plumbing, eletrical, foundation repair, siding and roofing. Key elements that need to include are. Logo, email, phone number, locally owned and operated, graphic design and liceneced-bonded-insured Trailer picture for information only. I dont want a copy. Ins...
I'm seeking a skilled WordPress designer to create an travel site expertly designed to outshine local business competitors. Notably, the site needs to be user-friendly and attractive to attract and retain customers. Design should be on Figma. I dont have logo. need logo too
I am urgently in need of a specialist with expertise in API integration for social media platforms. The primary target platforms are Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, Are existing webapp allow user to copy his content from Facebook or youtube audio for spotify and post into our promotion, then buy coin which he will input on those link and add how many reshare he wish to get from our platforms to enble our user reshare it to get more views on his third-party social platform, however after my previous developer added such the audio or video cant be embed. For such when our user share it out of our system the guest only see link with not description or content. So now we need an expert that can configure it or add social api so that it can work as i describe. Secondly when...
I am currently experiencing issues with my Wordpress site, specifically when attempting to log in - dont have time as very busy on another project. Need someone very good with wordpress on this project
I am looking for a high quality wordpress designer. I am unsure yet if it will be an information website or a ecommerce with only a couple of products. It needs to be completely modern with UK standard, I will need assistance with what to put where and the web designer to provide their own ideas as I have limited content. It needs to be able to rank high on seo as I dont want to have a seperate seo plan, it needs to rank on my keywords. and mobile friendly. Video proposals will have a higher chance of awarding. Thanks Josh
please check pdf and let me know if you dont read sorry i will not award you
...accept this job. Thank you -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 01. If you are looking for a work life balance and work based on your sweet time. pls DO NOT accept this job. 02. Work life balance not for young man. Work hard when we still young 03. we only deal with business owner, if you are agency, sales manager or project manager pls do NOT accept 04. we dont mind if u are just a small team. as long as responsibility, work hard, fast respond and quality. 05. Respond message to your client even after working hour, sat or sun & public holiday 06. we only deal with team with fast respond, quality, friendly, good attitude & responsibility 07. prepare daily update in googlesheet 08. in some discussion will go by zoom & will reques...
...accept this job. Thank you -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 01. If you are looking for a work life balance and work based on your sweet time. pls DO NOT accept this job. 02. Work life balance not for young man. Work hard when we still young 03. we only deal with business owner, if you are agency, sales manager or project manager pls do NOT accept 04. we dont mind if u are just a small team. as long as responsibility, work hard, fast respond and quality. 05. Respond message to your client even after working hour, sat or sun & public holiday 06. we only deal with team with fast respond, quality, friendly, good attitude & responsibility 07. prepare daily update in googlesheet 08. in some discussion will go by zoom & will reques...
...COMPLETELY !¡¡¡) this is our site, we want a freelancer that can give at least 60 highquality backlinks in at least 30 articles Permanent is a MUST, No Duplicates if you want to be hired, send the list of domains where you will publish the articles with the DA No spam backlinks like blogsport, comments on other postings things won´t be accepted neither Budget: 600 USD dont harrass me, just bid and send the list, otherwise you will be blocked and reported...
this is our site, we want a freelancer that can give at least 20 highquality backlinks in at least 10 articles Permanent is a MUST if you want to be hired, send the list of domains where you will publish the articles with the DA No spam backlinks like blogsport, comments on other postings things won´t be accepted neither Budget: 250 USD dont harrass me, just bid and send the list, otherwise you will be blocked and reported
got a folder full of folders, each folder has a file, need to open every file and copy and then paste on file that i have already created, easy as, no skills, not going to pay anymore than 10usd an hour, dont reply if wanting more
I am in need an experienced PHP developer who has been experienced with google api in the past. I need some help with fetching the token after it have been expired, it will not let me to get the token unless I login. I have been researching and it said I can get the refresh token without login, but I dont know how. Here are some specifics about this job: - The task will involve fetching and refresh the token using google client library without login Ideal Skills and Experiences: - Proficiency in web development technologies including PHP - Good understanding of user experience principles - Excellent attention to detail The appropriate freelancer for this job would be reliable, prompt, and possess excellent communication skills. I will pay $30 if you can help me to...
More details: How many products do you want to import from Shopify? 100 What type of products are you planning to dropship? Clothing and accessories With 5 categories. website is ready just need products for the moment Good title and description and in general look professional! Plugin makes it easy i just dont have time to do it my self. Long term business needed. No time wasters!
I'm in need of a skilled developer who is proficient in Laravel and ReactJS to help build our web app. Key Responsibilities: - Responsible for the development of the website using Laravel and ReactJS - Ensure the website is scalable, user-friendly, and meets all project requirements Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Laravel and ReactJS - Experience in developing educational websites - Strong understanding of CSS to ensure the design is visually appealing - Ability to work independently and deliver high-quality work on time If you have the necessary experience and skills, please get in touch. Important our budget is limited to 200 INR / hours, so dont ask more or you will be reject. We looking for long relation and hours rate can be increase with the time. Thx you
Hello, We have some 3d models that we would like modified with our brand name and logo to create molds for. We have 6 file that need to be done. 1 model has multiple file formats This cylinder and needs our logo our logo and brand name embedded 4 models are stp files. These files require out brand name and logo embedded These files are also cylinders and needs our logo our logo and brand name embedded 1 more model needs to be created from scratch. This file need to created from scratch and I have photos and dimensions of a similar product. This design will need to be modified so the two dont look the same. More details: What specific modifications do you need to be made to the 3D design file? Adding brand name and logos to already created 3d files. Do...
I need a PHP website developed with a specialized booking system. This system will specifically cater to reservations for badminton games. I already have the source code (base for the layout) Therefore, key features I require include: Add on Information: There is already a templete which dont have framework. Consider before taking this project. This is an academic purpose project not commercial. Requirement ** ==================================================================================== Dashboard - Select reservation history by Which year,month, and by week - Show record for total Booking and Total Profit - Show Chart if possible ===================================================================================== Email notification - After approve by the admin...
...data. I need to update code I need to collect live data from the web and candle stick,Mins Intervals are in Dropdown box, I can choose any minutes interval, I need you to collect Last 5 candle data from the Excel in the web and other details for each token, I will give token name in the excel, It will automatically display the rows of data. If i chanage time interval it will display those data only. I need an intelligent programmer, who can see future problems and solve them clever and independently. Note: I dont know about coding, If you install the code and run successfully at my system thereafter I will hire you and release the payment. If you agree this term you will apply this task Budet is 600 INR and Good review, Dont expect more I am ...
...data. I need to update code to my system. I need to collect live data from the web and candle stick, I have attached the document for data collection from web. Mins Intervals are in Dropdown box, I can choose any minutes interval, I need you to collect Last 5 candle data from the Excel in the web and other details for each token, I will give token name in the excel, It will automatically display the rows of data. If i chanage time interval it will display those data only. Please view the attach file. Note: I dont know about coding, If you install the code and run successfully at my system thereafter I will hire you and release the payment. If you agree this term you will apply this task Budet is 600 INR and Good review, Dont expect more I am not big ...
I am looking for someone to work with long term if this gets delivered well **Please dont send a generic pitch. I would appreciate it if you show me similar work you have done in building a wallet tracker** Develop a wallet tracker, for Base and Solana, with features including real-time transaction monitoring, customizable notifications, and intuitive, user-friendly transaction summaries. I prefer to repurpose an existing open-source project or leveraging a project you have already worked on rather than starting from scratch. Key Features: 1. Real-time monitoring of wallet transactions. (10 secs refresh) 2. Customizable alerts based on user-defined criteria. 3. Simplified transaction descriptions in plain language. 4. wallet labelling Access will be provided on Discord, so ex...
I have code for login trading accound and fetch token data. I need to update code I need to collect live data from the web and candle stick, I have attached the document for data collection from web. Mins Intervals are in Dropdown box, I can choose any minutes interval, I need you to collect Last 5 candle data from the Excel in the web and other details for each token, I will give token name in the excel, It will automatically display the rows of data. If i chanage time interval it will display those data only. Please view the attach file. I need an intelligent programmer, who can see future problems and solve them clever and independently. Note: I dont know about coding, If you install the code and run successfully at my system thereafter I will hire y...
YOU ARE DESIGNING A TSHIRT!! COLORS: TEAL OR TAN PLEASE SHOW DESIGN ON A SHIRT!!!!!! THE DESIGN SHOULD BE EYECATCHING AND VIBRANT THINK OF FAMILY AND LOVE!!!!! DONT BE AFRAID TO USE COLOR!!!!!!! PLEASE NO IMAGES OF A COW!!!!! NO EXTRA WORDS FROM AI!!! the front: -FAMILY TREE -CHICAGO SKYLINE -WORDS: AUGUST 3,2024 (ON BOTTOM) COWART PICNIC (NEAR TOP OF SHIRT) BACK OF SHIRT: -EXACT WORDS "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A COWART" the design should cover the entire of the shirt!!!!!! NO EXTRA WORDS FROM AI PLEASE CORRECT BEFORE SUBMITTING
I am in need of a mid-level freelancer - people manager to assist in the recruitment and onboarding of new team members, as well as the monitoring of overall team performance and productivity, leading to a clear view of all tasks in total and individually. We are building a Formula 1 team of media professionals that are fast, allways learning, wanti g to make a lot of cash and win at our game. Key Responsibilities: - Recruiting and onboarding new team members: You will be responsible for sourcing, screening, and onboarding new hires to the team. - Monitoring team performance and productivity: You will need to keep track of individual and overall team progress, and provide regular updates and clear visibility for me. I am looking for a mid-level professional with experienc...
...token data. I need to update more details incode I need to collect live data from the web and candle stick, Mins Intervals are in Dropdown box, I can choose any minutes interval, I need you to collect Last 5 candle data from the Excel in the web and other details for each token, I will give token name in the excel, It will automatically display the rows of data. If i chanage time interval it will display those data only. Automate the buy/sell Trade I need an intelligent programmer, who can see future problems and solve them clever and independently. Note: I dont know about coding, If you install the code and run successfully at my system thereafter I will hire you and release the payment. If you agree this term you will apply this task Budet is 600...
I have created a shopify app and in the publishing process dont know how to Implement an HMAC signature to verify webhooks pls help me with that I have also used for hosting
I am in need of a custom indicator for Tradingview, specifically one that will support the identification and alert me of Doji candles in market trends. Simply, whenever a Doji candle occurred on Heikin ashi chart, demarkation will printed on the normal candlestick chart highlighting the candle and the specification of the Doji candle either strong or weak. I dont want to keep shifting between normal candle & heikin ashi to spot the doji candle. I want to stay on the normal candle chart with alert whenever Doji candle established. Information box of the doji to be as well presented in a friendly way under the candle. Key Functionalities: - Accurate Identification of Doji candles. - Deliver alerts/notifications when Doji candles are identified. - ability to set the para...
More details: What specific information do you need to gather for each company? Company name, Contact name, Contact email; Contact phone number; Company website, Gender, Position, Email What information should successful freelancers include in their application? Past work How would you like the database to be organized? Name, Position, Gender, Company, URL, Email, Phone, Notes Project Objective: To create an organized and detailed database, which includes the following columns: Name, Position, Gender, Company, URL, Email, Phone, and notes. Requirements: 1)Research Skills: Ability to conduct thorough online research to find accurate contact information for HR representatives, recruiters, and hiring managers within the specified companies. 2)Attention to Detail: Ensure all dat...
...accound and fetch token data. I need to update more data from the code to my system.I need to collect live data from the web and candle stick, Mins Intervals are in Dropdown box, I can choose any minutes interval, I need you to collect Last 5 candle data from the Excel in the web and other details for each token, I will give token name in the excel, It will automatically display the rows of data. If i chanage time interval it will display those data only. Need ot automate the buy/sell order Note: I dont know about coding, If you install the code and run successfully at my system thereafter I will hire you and release the payment. If you agree this term you will apply this task Budet is 600 INR and Good review, Dont expect more I am not big fis...
I'm looking to work with a developer to create a professional themed Job Consultancy website targeting both job seekers and employers. The website should have the following features: - Resume Submission: A functional platform for job seekers to easily submit their resumes. - Employer ...submit their resumes. - Employer Registration: An efficient registration system for employers to join and post job listings. An experienced web developer with previous work on job-related platforms is desired for this project. Familiarity with professional web design and interactive website creation will be an asset. I need someone who can submit full fledge website in which You will design, Develop and write all the texts. I need fully complete website. Once you submit me I dont...
... I need to update code to my system. you can create new code for my requirement at same cost.I need to collect live data from the web and candle stick with different time frame.I can choose any minutes interval, I need you to collect Last 10 candle data from the Excel in the web and other details for each token, I will give token name in the excel, It will automatically display the rows of data. If i chanage time interval it will display those data only. Stock Broker account: If Buy signal find it will automaticlly place Buy order,etc., Note: I dont know about coding, If you install the code and run successfully at my system thereafter I will hire you and release the payment. If you agree this term you will apply this task Budet is 600 INR and Good revi...
...accound and fetch token data. I need to update more data from the code to my system.I need to collect live data from the web and candle stick, Mins Intervals are in Dropdown box, I can choose any minutes interval, I need you to collect Last 5 candle data from the Excel in the web and other details for each token, I will give token name in the excel, It will automatically display the rows of data. If i chanage time interval it will display those data only. Need ot automate the buy/sell order Note: I dont know about coding, If you install the code and run successfully at my system thereafter I will hire you and release the payment. If you agree this term you will apply this task Budet is 600 INR and Good review, Dont expect more I am not big fis...
I have code for login trading accound and fetch token data. I need to update code more details in that code. I need to collect live data from the web and candle stick,. Mins Intervals are in Dropdown box, I can choose any minutes interval, I need you to collect Last 5 candle data from the Excel in the web and other details for each token, I will give token name in the excel, It will automatically display the rows of data. If i chanage time interval it will display those data only. Need to find signal and automate the trade based on Condition I need an intelligent programmer, who can see future problems and solve them clever and independently. Note: I dont know about coding, If you install the code and run successfully at my system thereafter I wi...
...After completion of the development project, we will place additional follow-up orders for the maintenance and security of the platform and the apps. This includes regular updates, bug fixes, security patches and other necessary measures to ensure the smooth functioning and security of the application. Please make a real bid and not a BOT BID, read all and than we can write and talk! not before! i dont want to taste our time!...
I want a siri meets chatgpt type app. Would prefer not using chatgpt api but if needed we can do. I dont want any saved chats. It will simply be a voice chat / conversation with 5 programable voices and a screen that looks like an ai conversation bot such as the bot will be one constant chat and it will remember everything so you can tell it your shopping list and days later ask what was your shopping list from Thursday etc.
I'm in need of a fresh, modern and minimalistic logo for my existing business. The logo should incorporate both text and symbols. A facebook group picture ABD a favebook banner Must have... Louisiana state outline. I am thinking this...imagine four blocks (or maybe no blockes and they can fade into the background. I dont know) One is the new orleans saints logo ( the fleur de lis) the lsu tigers logo (the tiger) and the new orleans pelicans logo ( the pelican) and the last block have it say "Boot Breakers"
I am looking someone talented designer to create a minimalist, monochrome logo for my brand. I have a logo. need someone to edit the logo or create a new one for my brand. I dont need on canva so please stay away from this. Ideal skills and experience: - Graphic design - Logo design - Shopify familiarity (preferred but not required)
