adware client/server

I need some basic adware client and server made. So this is kind of a 2-part project. The server should be fairly easy to do with some basic php/mysql. The client needs to work on at least internet explorer or firefox up to the latest versions. (If you really want to show off make the client work on safari and chrome as well.) Basically the adware should be easily bundled with other applications and downloaded by many users. The users will be informed that this application is supported by advertising and it should be easily removeable from add/remove programs. The adware will present pop-unders at different intervals using contextual data from the webpages. Tracking is up to what you see fit but we definitely want to track url, time of any ad shown and ads clicked. ## Deliverables requirements: * available as stand-alone and as apart of bundle software -- need to have a small sample program to show howto bundle it * need to be able to load 3rd party apps into installer so it's easy to pkg with other programs * must work on firefox or internet explorer (both is great, adding in safari and chrome support is even greater) * must open up firewall(s) to connect to admin server * must check into admin server every 8 hours -- must update itself if there are new updates to the client -- must download new ad list * upon initial install must check in with server and report country, os/browser info * ads file should tell client how many times to display the ads and interval between the ads * thwarts Symantec, Ad-aware, Spybot S &D and any other program removal tools * will download a blacklist of sites it can't put ads on * ad occurs on mouseover of double-underlined link for given keyword * must do pop-unders that are either txt links or show gif in corner of window * should have instructions on how to bundle with other software (include small sample program for demonstration purposes) * ads will not appear for 10 -> 30 minutes randomly after browser has opened * toolbar will NOT show advertising on 404, 501, or other error pages * after each ad is displayed a confirmation should be sent to control server detailing time, page url of where ad was shown * ads will not be shown on https sites * update file should contain latest version of program and version of ads list and should install them if they need to be * should download all advertising info (text, gifs) and store locally * updates should be installed when user closes browser * must work on windows xp, 2k, 98, vista, windows7, etc...