Title: Quirky, Comical, and Astonishingly Unique Multi-level Family Tree App + Website!
Skills: PHP, Mobile App Development, Android, Software Architecture, Database Programming
Description:
Hold onto your hats, folks, because we've got a mind-blowingly eccentric project for you! Picture this: a membership system that's not a Ponzi scheme, we promise! To become a member, all you have to do is buy one of our fabulous bracelets (they're all the rage). But wait, there's more! For every member you bring in, you'll receive a whopping 25% commission from their first sale. Oh, but it doesn't stop there - when your recruit brings in their own members, you'll get a delightful 12.5% commission from their sales too!
Now, here's the twist - we're ditching online payments and going old-school with wire transfers. But fret not, because our app will keep track of all the people you've brought in and their recruits, creating a multi-level family tree that would make your great-aunt Edna proud.
But hold your horses, we won't be integrating any payment systems. Instead, each new member will receive a unique member number, adding a touch of exclusivity to the whole affair.
So, what do we need to make this magic happen? Buckle up, because we're talking about an Android mobile app, a mind-bogglingly complex family tree system with unique IDs, a referral system that would make even the smoothest talker envious, a commission calculation system that would make your accountant blush, member and admin panels that'll leave you speechless, and last but not least, an accounting system that'll make your wallet sing.
Now, let's chat about pricing and timelines, shall we? Connect with us in the chat, and we'll make sure you're laughing all the way to the bank!
Note: This proposal is intended to be humorous and quirky