Erotic Story and Basic Article Writers Needed

I'm looking to hire someone to write erotic stories and basic articles. The stories are different lengths ranging from 2,500 words to 15,000 words, and also some that are 8000 to 9000 words long. The articles are generally 500 words or less. Please do not bid more than $30 or your bid will be ignored as it will prove you didn't really read this. I DO NOT ESCROW. Example of payment and deadlines: EROTIC STORIES 2,500 words $10.00 .........1 day (24 hours) 3,000 words $12.00 ..........1 day (24 hours) 8,000 words $20.00........2 days (48 hours) 9,000 words $25.00........2 days (48 hours) 15,000 words $50.00..... 3 days ARTICLE PAYMENT: $1.00 per 300 words $2.00 per 500 words (You should be able to do 10 per day, high quality work) Payment will be made via PAYPAL (you will be hired here, so if the deal goes sour on either end we have options) Payment will only be made upon story approval. You wouldn't want to pay for junk, and neither do I. Also, writer should be able to write about any topic (nothing illegal, so dont worry). Please bid with a PM that includes a paragraph of sexual story content. Thanks