"Craft Engaging, Humorous Elevator Pitches"

$250-750 USD

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4 months ago

$250-750 USD

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As a business owner, I want to make an impact at my next networking event. Notes about the project include: - Working Remotely: Apologies in advance, we will be completing this project remotely due to my busy schedule. So, excellent communication skills and self-direction are essential. - Tone: I am not looking for a conventional tone, it's important that the 30-second elevator pitches have warmth, wit, and humor. Creativity and a flair for comedy writing are much appreciated. - Keywords: Definitely, there are certain keywords that need to be included in the elevator pitches. Being adept at natural keyword integration is crucial for this project. If you have previous experience in public speaking or copywriting, especially creating captivating and humorous pitches, do get in touch. I am excited to work with someone who can assist me in representing my business in an unconventional, memorable and entertaining manner. More Info: I am looking for a copywriter or an experienced public speaker who can help me write multiple 30 second elevator pitches that I can present at a networking event to represent my business. The ideal commercial should be funny and not take itself seriously, first and foremost. I'd like to get a chuckle out of the audience, while at the same time highlighting one of the multiple services we can provide on every commercial. I am looking for about 20 - 30 different ads. The business is an IT Managed Service Provider. The name of the business is CMIT Solutions, and if you look it up on google there should be plenty of material available as to the services it provides. I am willing to discuss what we do more in length, and also provide examples of commercials that I have given in the past. Relevant Skills: - Copywriting - Public Speaking - Humor - Content Creation - Marketing

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@zohaab85

Greetings, With a deep appreciation for the need to stand out at networking events, I bring a unique blend of copywriting and public speaking skills to craft engaging 30-second elevator pitches for your IT Managed Service Provider business. My experience in creating compelling and humorous content ensures that your pitches will be unconventional, memorable, and entertaining, capturing the attention of your audience. As someone well-versed in natural keyword integration, I understand the importance of seamlessly weaving key terms into the pitches to enhance their impact. Leveraging my skills in humor and storytelling, I aim to make your commercials not only amusing but also effective in highlighting the diverse services provided by CMIT Solutions. I look forward to the opportunity to contribute my creativity and flair for comedy writing to make a lasting impression at your next networking event. Thanks Zohaab I.

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@moizdzo3l

Hey, Navigating a remote collaboration for your upcoming networking event is an exciting prospect. Drawing from my 6 to 7 years of experience in copywriting and public speaking, I have successfully crafted unconventional, humorous pitches for diverse businesses. As we embark on this project, I envision infusing warmth, wit, and humor into your 30-second elevator pitches. My past engagements showcase a knack for comedic writing, ensuring that your audience not only understands your services but also enjoys a good laugh. Having delved into various industries, I appreciate the balance between creativity and keyword integration, making me adept at tailoring content to resonate with your audience. Looking ahead, my strategy involves delivering 20-30 different ads that not only showcase the services of CMIT Solutions but also leave a lasting, memorable impression. I'm committed to representing your business with a touch of humor that sets you apart in the networking sphere. Please feel free to reach out to discuss the details further or address any questions you might have. Regards, Moiz.

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@revival786

Greetings! I'm a professional in providing high quality writing service. I am a top-rated freelancer with about 15 years of experience, having served about 700 satisfied clients. Please message me to check my portfolio. Thanks, Revival

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@Penmate

Hello there! Are there specific keywords or key phrases that must be seamlessly integrated into the pitches to align with your business goals? Can you share examples of previous elevator pitches or commercials you've used in the past to help guide the tone and style you're looking for? What is the primary goal or message you want the audience to remember about CMIT Solutions after hearing these pitches? Are there any specific characteristics or traits of your target audience that we should consider when crafting the humorous and engaging content?

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@Stopsolution

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@CRBW

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@aqsaishrat

Heya! With over eight years of experience in copywriting and ghostwriting for public speakers, I am eager to bring my expertise to crafting memorable and humorous elevator pitches for CMIT Solutions. I understand the unique challenge of presenting IT Managed Services in a way that captures attention and generates a chuckle from the audience. My background in creating engaging and entertaining content, coupled with a flair for comedy writing, positions me well to deliver unconventional and impactful pitches for your business. Effective remote collaboration is second nature to me, and I pride myself on excellent communication skills and self-direction. I've successfully worked on similar projects where the goal was to infuse warmth, wit, and humor into promotional content. As you seek elevator pitches that stand out at networking events, I am excited about the prospect of translating the essence of CMIT Solutions into 20-30 ads that not only showcase your services but also leave a lasting impression. Having delved into the IT industry and the specific services provided by CMIT Solutions, I am well-equipped to naturally integrate relevant keywords into the pitches. Let's discuss your vision in more detail, and I am confident that together we can create a series of commercials that not only represent your business accurately but also resonate with the audience, making your presence at networking events truly impactful. Regards, Aqsa.

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@arwamoizds

Hi, I propose crafting 20-30 engaging 30-second elevator pitches for your networking event. As an adept copywriter and experienced public speaker, I specialize in creating humor-infused content that doesn't compromise professionalism. Each pitch will seamlessly blend humor with a focus on showcasing a specific service, ensuring your audience is entertained and informed. My technical proficiency in delivering concise, impactful messages will captivate your listeners. With a commitment to brevity, I guarantee these pitches will leave a lasting impression, striking the perfect balance between humor and highlighting the diverse range of services your business offers. Arwa M.

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@wilfrednjorog

Hi there Carlos E.! Your "Craft Engaging, Humorous Elevator Pitches" is exactly the type of project that sparks my interest and motivates me to get involved. With years of experience in Catch Phrases, Copywriting, Content Writing, Creative Writing and Slogans, I can assure you of high-quality work that is delivered timely and meets your expectations. Collaborating with you will be a valuable opportunity for my professional growth. Please contact me to discuss more regarding this project. Sincerely, Wilfred

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@QualityHub

"Craft Engaging, Humorous Elevator Pitches" I have more than 5 years of experience as a professional writer, I have crafted various types of content such as articles, blogs, research papers, reports, business plans, and technical writing. Throughout my career, I have successfully completed over 1500 projects with a 100% satisfaction rate from my clients. I am committed to providing the highest quality work with unlimited revisions until you are fully satisfied. Your satisfaction is my top priority, and I encourage you to view my profile and check out my clients' reviews to see for yourself. Here is my sample work link: https://www.freelancer.com/u/QualityHub Please don't hesitate to contact me if you require additional samples. I guarantee to deliver work that is free of plagiarism and grammar errors, along with a complementary report. Your complete satisfaction is my top priority.

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@AmberYusuf

Hi, As an IT Managed Service Provider, an unconventional humorous approach to your business's 30-second elevator pitches is not only refreshing but also strategic. With over 8 years of experience spanning the spectrum of content creation, public speaking, and marketing, I'm convinced my blend of expertise as a copywriter and creative writer melds seamlessly with the requirements of your project. Crafting narrative charm through my words is how I've served clients globally and captured readership no matter the subject. Regardless of the topic, albeit technology or legal, I have honed my adaptability, ensuring every piece remains witty and engaging. My prowess in natural keyword integration complements this requirement, providing high searchability and accessibility to our final deliverables. I'm not just offering a service--I'm offering a performance, designed to get laughs while effectively communicating CMIT Solutions's specialized offerings. Moreover, I think my experience in academia and research writing uniquely prepares me for this project, given the extensive research you anticipate for each ad. This skill set naturally lends itself to my ability to elucidate niche-specific topics making them accessible and entertaining. So let's break away from conventionality and craft a collection of 20-30 different ads that not only amuse but captivate your target audience! Let's bring out the full potential of CMIT Solutions together! Regards, Umber Y.

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@vib3designs

Drawing from my vast experience as a content writer and a top-rated freelancer, I am highly skilled in adding a dash of humor and wit to content without sacrificing its informative value. Your project aligns perfectly with my expertise and passion for blending entertainment with education. In fact, I consider comedic writing as one of my strong suits, so you can rest assured knowing your 30-second elevator pitches will be engaging, humorous, and memorable. One oft-overlooked skill in writing is the ability to naturally integrate keywords into prose, an attribute I pride myself on perfecting over the years. Given that this juncture is crucial for your project, it positions me to help bring out the branding potential in a fun but effective manner. Additionally, my background as a writer and public speaker revolved specifically around marketing and delivering quality content to audiences. This means I can effectively tailor your messages to resonate with different target groups coherently within your busy timeframe. Throughout my career, I have cultivated all the necessary skills to not only craft these 30-second video pitches but also understand how to respond quickly when the situation calls for it since we will be working remotely.

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@rajansutradhar07

Crafting memorable, engaging, and humorous elevator pitches is a niche skill I have mastered over my 10+ years of experience as a copywriter and public speaker. My ability to bring warmth, wit, and a comedic flair to my writing will undoubtedly help you stand out at your next networking event. As an IT Managed Service Provider named CMIT Solutions, it's crucial for your elevator pitches to highlight your services in an entertaining manner –and that's where I truly shine! Moreover, I noticed that your project requires effective remote communication and self-direction - skills I have honed working as a freelancer. You can count on my seamless communication skills to ensure a smooth remote collaboration throughout the entirety of this project. Investing in me means investing in a professional who understands the nuances of remote work and is committed to delivering results-despite the distance. Another noteworthy skill in my arsenal is my ability to seamlessly integrate natural keywords into content. Combining this with my well-developed sense of humor will provide you with uniquely targeted elevator pitches that are sure to strike a chord with your audience. Let's bring the fun back into networking events while still showcasing the multitude of services CMIT Solutions offers!

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@usama23425

With my background in creative writing, content creation, and public speaking, I'm confident I can deliver the humor, warmth, and creativity your 30-second elevator pitches need. As an IT Managed Service Provider representing CMIT Solutions, you want your business to stand out in a memorable, unconventional way. And I'm ready to tailor-make every one of those 20-30 different ads so that each incorporates our shared keywords effetively. My understanding of your brand's values and services gleaned from my research will help provide innovative angles for humor-infused content. My years of experience as a content writer across various media channels has taught me how to adapt my writing style to any industry - be it SEO-driven articles or witty social media posts. Additionally, my knack for storytelling and SEO-optimization helps me strike a balance between engaging narratives and natural keyword integration - vital for impactful elevator

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@QuickMentor

"Craft Engaging, Humorous Elevator Pitches" I am existing after reading your project details I have completed my MPhil in business administration and I have about 4-year experience in all types of business subjects, science subjects, technical subjects, and engineering too. I have also a good experience in business plans, marketing plans, case studies, financial plans, feasibility studies, articles, blogs, etc. I will provide you with plagiarism-free work with unlimited revision plus a free Turnitin report. Thanks for reading, I am waiting for your response! please go through the link and check my samples: https://www.freelancer.com/u/QuickMent

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@SamarAltaf16

Hello, I am thrilled to express my interest in crafting innovative, humorous 30-second elevator pitches for CMIT Solutions. As a seasoned content creator with a flair for comedy and public speaking, I specialize in blending wit, warmth, and humor to create memorable content. My expertise in copywriting and marketing aligns perfectly with your need for unique, engaging pitches that seamlessly integrate essential keywords. With a deep understanding of IT Managed Services, I am confident in my ability to highlight the diverse services offered by CMIT Solutions in a light-hearted yet impactful manner. Let's collaborate to make your business the talk of your next networking event with pitches that are as entertaining as they are informative. Best regards, Samar A.

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@SourceOasisBPO

Hello! I took a delightful dive into your project description, and boy oh boy, it seems like my skills are a perfect match for this gig! I am an expert which have many years of experience on Copywriting, Slogans, Creative Writing, Catch Phrases, Content Writing Quickly come hop into chat and chat it up to unravel more awesomeness! Let's bring your vision to life. Regards ,Christopher

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@dataspro

Nice to meet you cmitsolutions202, It is a pleasure to communicate with you. My name is Anthony Muñoz, I am the lead engineer for DSPro IT agency and I would like to offer you my professional services. I have more than 10 years of working as a Backend and Software developer, I have successfully completed numerous jobs similar to yours therefore, and after carefully reading the requirements of your project, I consider this job to be suitable to my area of knowledge and skills. I would love to work together to make this project a reality. I greatly appreciate the time provided and I remain pending for any questions or comments. Feel free to contact me. Greetings

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@mazae7669

As a Creative Writer that has worked extensively in crafting engaging content, I understand the significant role language plays in capturing and sustaining people's attention. I possess the skillful capacity for blending messages with humor. Pitching your business successfully is not just about telling people what you do, it's also about making them remember it, that's where my expertise comes in. Moreover, as somebody who has also been on stage as a public speaker, I understand how to work the crowd and deliver lines to elicit the desired response – laughter! My ebullient personality ensures I can effectively communicate your brand's message while keeping your audience entertained. Lastly, I have a deep-rooted knowledge of technology and IT services. This will enable me to seamlessly incorporate the keywords relevant to your IT Managed Service Provider into each of the elevator pitches. All in all, I am equipped with not only the skills but also a genuine interest in this project to help you leave a memorable impact at your next networking event. Let's hop on chat to discuss project deadline, budget and further details. https://www.freelancer.com/u/mazae7669 Thanks and Regards, Evan M

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@nramoscmdl

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