Hi I've a big network of Android smartphone and tablet users, so I can get this done in a jiffy in a very natural manner. I can get it done within 30mins, but just for the downloads to appear natural, I'd recommend that we split it over 2-3 days :)
Just give me a heads-up and let's get started; all the 30 people will also try your app; so that'd be an added bonus if you award this project to me!