Internet Marketing and programming Guru

I am an Actor/Writer/Producer looking for a programming and internet marketing genius to help me make upcoming web series go viral and use traffic to raise funds for more projects. Specifically: *Generate stronger internet presence & increase viewership by linking the following websites: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] and a youtube account. (I haven't come up with the best strategy for this but here are a few videos you can check out and an existing account I have) [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] *Set it all up so that I can manage SEO and search reputation myself *Minor programming update on my website such that: - I can regularly write blogs and tweets on the website and they will automatically update all social media sites. -ensure site is accessible on all browsers and mobile devices. -set-up a facebook/youtube/twitter pannel allowing visitors to Like/Subscribe/Follow respectively without leaving the site *I would like to talk to you about my upcoming project specifically and see if you have any ideas on the latest methods of making videos go viral (or at least trying, I understand there's no way to make it happen for sure but at least setting me up so that IF a video does, I can capitalize). I'm not internet savvy at all so I need someone who can explain certain things over the phone and set it all up so that its straight forward enough for me to update myself. Please send a link to your work, a phone number and a good time to call. Look forward to hearing from you, Thanks! Amish Patel