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I'm in need of a skilled, middle-aged female voice-over artist to record an American-accented narration for my audible book. I'm envisioning a conversational and engaging tone to truly bring the narrative alive. I would like reassuring but with a casual somewhat humorous tone at times. The collaboration will involve reading and interpreting text, understanding the context, and bringing personal insight into the performance. The audio files should meet Audible's technical requirements, including format, bitrate, and quality. Key Requirements: - Masterful command of American English accent - Ability to inject charm and engage listeners via a conversational style of narration - High-end recording setup capable of delivering studio-quality audio Ideal candidates sh...

I am looking to have my watercolour image digitally edited for a children's book project. The project involves a series of tasks: I have pictures of two cartoon characters turning the pages of a pages they are turning need to be redrawn and added. Preferred Style: The redrawing of the characters and pages must be done in a cartoonish style, maintaining the existing watercolor aesthetic. Freelancers applying for this project should have strong skills in digital editing, character design, and digital painting. Previous experience with watercolor style and cartoon design will be advantageous. The specifics will be provided upon acceptance of the project.

...for this presentation will be midwives. Therefore, it is essential that the content is tailored to resonate with this specific group and is in tune with their professional knowledge and responsibilities. - Content Preferences: The presentation should encompass a mix of the following: - The latest and evidence-based research findings on breastfeeding and the role of midwives in it. - Real-life case studies and examples that demonstrate the impact of effective breastfeeding support by midwives. - Practical advice and strategies that midwives can incorporate into their practice to better support breastfeeding mothers. Ideal candidates for this project should have: - A good understanding of the role of midwives in maternal and child health, particularly in relation ...

I have some great ideas for black T-shirt prints, and I need an experienced graphic designer to bring them to life. Key Requirements: - Custom creative expression: I'm looking for someone who can take my ideas and transform them into engaging, eye-catching designs. While I don't have a specific style in mind, I'm open to various approaches, as long as the final product is visually appealing. - Previous Experience: Please attach your portfolio or past works, with a focus on graphic design for apparel. I'm particularly interested in seeing T-shirt designs you've created in the past. - Proficiency in Screen Printing: The designs will be printed using the screen printing technique, so experience or a good understanding of this process is a must. If you have a ...

I require an artist proficient in cartoonish styled-drawings to digitally illustrate clothes onto an existing picture of a dog. I am seeking 10 unique and simple drawings to be delivered in a 24hr timeframe. The clothes should be: * Trendy and funny * Varied, with a fresh look for each drawing See attachments for example. Chibi1 is the dog and the other two pics are examples. Budget is under $50.

...entertainment purposes. The scene unfolds thus: A female stick figure runs up to an over-sized stair, taps her foot at the male stick figure standing behind. The male stick figure hurriedly runs up to the big stair and kneels. The female uses him to climb to the top, then starts running. The male stick figure jumps to the top, pulls himself up and runs after the female. To successfully bring this story to life, a good understanding of the intricate details of the characters is needed. The male stick figure should be identifiable by his cut off army fatigues shorts, gold army boots, bald head, and a purple rubber band on his wrist. On the other hand, the female stick figure should be identifiable by her red pumps, red triangle skirt, and six wild scraggly lines representing her h...

I'm in need of an experienced logo designer to bring my vision for our football team's emblem to life. - Logo Characteristics: I want a realistic portrayal of a roaring lion, styled to incorporate our team colors: black and blue. I intend this beast to stand out, looking fierce and displaying an air of dominance with an added edge - a touch of red, akin to dripping blood. - Special Additions: I also need our team name, "Code Red Lions," incorporated into the design. - Ideal Designer: I'm looking for someone with a strong background in graphic design and a portfolio showcasing a diverse range of styles - particularly realism. Previous experience designing sports logos would be a plus. In essence, you should be capable of creating an eye-catching, aggr...

I am searching for an experienced web developer to build an onlin...online platform for Hindu pujas. The main function of this platform is to allow users to book individual pujas in advance. Although live streaming functionality is not needed, the platform should be designed with user engagement and interactivity in mind. Key Requirements: • Development of an advance booking system • User-friendly interface • Secure payment integration Ideal Skills and Experience: • Proven experience in web development • Familiarity with advance booking systems • Previous work on religious or cultural platforms is a plus. Please elaborate on your relevant experience and suggest possible strategies for platform development. I look forward to partnering with you to...

...edit our 15 minutes down to a tight and funny 3-5 minutes. You would be working at my apartment in Forest Hills, Queens on my iMac. My iMac is running the latest OS, with the latest Final Cut Pro, and is loaded with RAM! I'd like to keep our sessions at 2-3 hours. Interested? What is your availability? The key editing areas are: - Color correction: The video needs professional color grading to enhance the visual appeal and maintain consistency throughout the film. - Sound enhancement: Audio is a critical component of the film, so I need someone who can improve sound quality, adjust levels, and ensure the audio complements the visuals. - Visual effects: While not extensive, the film may require some basic visual effects to bring certain scenes to life or convey s...

I'm looking for a talented designer and developer who can help me establish a strong brand for my internet-based small business. My target audience is small business owners, so I need to appeal to this market segment while also standing out in the competitive online environment. Key Requirements: - Logo Design: I need a logo that is professional, memorable, and reflects the essence of my busin...and Experience: - Proven experience in branding and web design, particularly for small businesses or similar target audiences. - Strong graphic design skills and a creative eye for detail. - Proficiency in SEO optimization for Wordpress and experience in creating SEO-friendly websites. - Excellent communication skills and a collaborative approach to working with clients to bring their vision ...

I am seeking a skilled artist to create a custom caricatures for me. The project is open for creativity and personal style. Key Requirements: - Ability to create a unique and engaging caricatures. - Strong creative and artistic skills. - Prior experience in creating caricatures is preferred, but not mandatory. - Timely delivery and good communication skills are important. Please provide a ...open for creativity and personal style. Key Requirements: - Ability to create a unique and engaging caricatures. - Strong creative and artistic skills. - Prior experience in creating caricatures is preferred, but not mandatory. - Timely delivery and good communication skills are important. Please provide a sample of your previous work for review. Looking forward to seeing your creativity come to ...

I'm in need of an experienced developer to bring my SQL codes with the triggers to life with a well-designed Apex Oracle application. The app is expected to have the following features: - Implementing data entry forms that are intuitive and user-friendly. - Developing robust data analysis reports that provide valuable insights in an easy-to-understand format. - Setting up a comprehensive user authentication and security system. - Creating a visual design that aligns with my company's corporate branding while also being colorful and vibrant. - Ensuring the application is responsive and works seamlessly on both desktop and mobile devices. - Implementing an efficient navigation and information architecture to enhance user experience. The ideal candidate for this project sho...

...illustrations of a planned house and outbuildings on a specific lot. Your work will form the visual basis for our project planning and presentations. Requirements: - Illustrations should be of moderate level of detail, providing a clear representation of the structures on the lot without being overwhelming. - The style desired for these illustrations is realistic, so you should be able to create life-like and accurate depictions of buildings and the surrounding environment. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in illustration, with a strong portfolio demonstrating your realistic style. - Ability to understand and translate architectural plans into detailed illustrations. - Excellent attention to detail to deliver an accurate representation of the planned structures. This is a great o...

I'm in the process of publishing an educational book focused on the human factors in aviation. To ensure it is correct, accurate, and engaging for my target audience, I need expert eyes on it. Ideal candidates should have: - A thorough understanding of aviation, specifically human factors involved, with a preference for individuals who have some experience in aviation education or the like. - Proven experience with educational content vetting, particularly for secondary level students. - Exceptional attention to detail, to seek out and identify any errors or inconsistencies that may have been overlooked. To give you a bit more information on the book: - The book is an in-depth examination of human factors within aviation, offering students insights into the p...

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I am looking for a talented designer to create a professional mockup for our bus... Location  d. Email address e. Phone number f. Website/social media details g. Type of service tendered with category and price information Once individuals and business have registered the flow for individuals is as follow: 1. Launch page/or mobile (you can see ads banner at top) 2. search button or navigate categories of services 3. Once individual finds the service they should be able to book an appointment. individual can also chat with the business in the platform. 4. Individual can provide feedback and review the business for services rendered Include a marketplace link where customers can buy products from businesses. There should be a chat as well to allow the customers and businesse...

I am looking for an experienced editor to provide a comprehensive content and structural edit on my manuscript which falls within the range of 50,000 to 100,000 words. I am a sixty-seven-year-old man with five published novels but this is different, it is a memoir, working title: Out Of Step. The story is the product of some recent revelations that shed an entirely new light on my adult life. Key Responsibilities: - Examine the manuscript’s structure and content for coherence, overall narrative flow, and logical order of arguments or events. - Suggest alterations to improve the manuscript, whilst maintaining and enhancing the narrative and descriptive writing style. Ideal Candidate: - Excellent knowledge of narrative and descriptive writing. - Proven experience in manuscr...

...on Company Website: Users will describe their company and transaction details on our website using natural language queries. The GPT will generate a summary and prompt for additional information to refine the search criteria, if necessary. Automated Investor Selection Process: The GPT will score investors in our database based on a customizable algorithm, initially guided by a hard-coded rule book, but also based on user input on importance on individual factors. Investors with the highest scores will be selected, and their profiles and preferences compiled into a CSV list without disclosing the name of the investor. User Engagement and Information Access: Users interested in further details or connecting with selected investors must sign an NDA and fee agreement via an auto...

I am seeking a proficient web designer to overhaul my current website. The primary function of the website is informational, meant for the general public. - K...navigate. Ideal experience and skills for the job would include: - Proficiency in web design and development - Strong portfolio demonstrating past design jobs - Familiarity with User Experience (UX) principles - Experience with content integration (mainly textual content and images). You can view the current website at Will need the same ability for patients to book Procedure online thru website. Bottom line, I need a sleek, modern website that is not only visually pleasing, but also easy to use and navigate. It should enhance user engagement and present all the relevant information effectively.

...strong command over 3D modeling, texturing, and rendering techniques is essential for bringing this fantasy character to life. Creativity and imagination: The ability to conceptualize and design a visually striking character with an original and captivating appearance is crucial. Attention to detail: A keen eye for detail is necessary to ensure that the character's features, clothing, and overall aesthetics are accurately represented. Understanding of AI integration: Familiarity with the requirements and considerations involved in integrating a 3D character with an AI assistant would be highly beneficial. If you believe you possess these skills and are excited about this opportunity, I would love to hear from you. Please provide examples of your previous work or a...

I'm searching for an experienced LinkedIn lead generation professional, ad...B2B connections within the technology industry. To be successful in this role, you will need: - Proven experience in B2B lead generation, particularly within the technology sector - Demonstrate strong understanding of LinkedIn's features as a networking and lead generation tool - Ability to effectively target potential leads, with the understanding that the user did not specify a focus on job titles or roles Ideal candidates will have a track record of creating significant connection growth, generating leads that convert, and providing comprehensive reports on their process and success rates. Please provide examples in your proposal where you have done this in the past. Looking forward to a pote...

...Identify the best strategies to boost sales and implement them effectively. - Social Media Expertise: Create and run effective Instagram ads to attract the right audience. - Digital Marketing Skills: Proven track record of driving immediate sales for digital products. Ideal Skills: - Digital Marketing Expertise: Strong understanding of digital marketing techniques, particularly in the context of e-book sales. - Social Media Advertising: Proven success with Instagram ads, targeting the right audience for e-books. - Sales Guarantee: Ability to provide assurance on driving immediate sales. I am seeking someone who can provide past examples of their work and ideally has experience in selling digital products, particularly e-books. Please only apply if you are confident in you...

I have recently returned from a memorable journey in the Caribbean and am looking to transform about 125 rawfootage videos (drone, camera)and 10GB of footage into a captivating, 3-4 minute cinematic video. Key Requirements: - Objective: The main purpose of this video is to document my journey and experiences in the Caribbean. Therefore, the video should be more of a visual diary rather than a promotional or commercial piece. - Style: I have a preference for a fast, cinematic style of video production. I want the video to be visually engaging and immersive to the audience. - Elements: To add a creative touch to the video, I would like to include the following elements: - Text overlays: To provide context or additional information throughout the video. - Special effects: To enha...

I am looking for a talented web developer to bring my vision for a Food Charity Bank website to life. This website must cater to three primary audiences: * Individuals in need of food assistance * Donors and sponsors The website should deliver the following key functionalities: * A secure and user-friendly donation platform that allows donors and sponsors to contribute with ease. * A volunteer registration portal that facilitates and simplifies sign-up for potential volunteers. * A scheduling system for food pick-up, ensuring those in need can plan their visit according to availability. * To Host the website on AWS The ideal professional for this project should have a proven track record in web development, with specific experience in creating e-commerce sites. Skills required i...

I'm in need of help to bring my personal interests and hobbies to life on Facebook. I'm on the lookout for a seasoned professional with: - Relevant experience in Facebook page creation and design. - A knack for content generation which is both engaging and appealing. - Proficiency in modern, minimalistic aesthetic to match my vision for the page. The job includes working on two key aspects: 1. Page Layout Design: I strive for a modern, minimalistic design approach that mirrors my personal interests and hobbies in an effortlessly stylish manner. 2. Content Creation: I require assistance in generating captivating content which resonates with my interests and hobbies. The content should ideally captivate audiences and foster engagement. Your creative insights and experi...

I'm in need of an eye-catching, creative graphic that showcases our agents as superheroes, using a collage composition style. This will serve to highlight our team, showcasing the unique capabilities of each member. In this graphic, each agent's photo will not just be a face, but also include an element that represents them as a superhero. I'm not looking to includ...text or slogans - I want the focus to be purely on the visuals. Ideal skills: • Expertise in Photoshop or similar graphic design software • Exceptional creativity in composition • Ability to communicate through imagery • Experience with character or concept design Please only bid if you're comfortable with using photographic material and have a talent for bringing people's superh...

Title: CGI Designer Needed for Magictap's 10-Year Timeline Animation Description: We are seeking a skilled CGI designer to create a visually stunning timeline animation commemorating Magictap's 10-year anniversary. The animation will visually map ...communication skills and ability to collaborate effectively with our team. - Attention to detail and commitment to delivering high-quality work on schedule. **Additional Information:** - Timeline: 4 days (8th may is deadline) If you are passionate about creating engaging CGI animations and are excited to be part of Magictap's milestone celebration, we would love to hear from you! Please include a link to your portfolio showcasing relevant work samples. Looking forward to collaborating with a talented CGI designer to br...

...accessory items for Second Life avatars to create custom cowboy-style mesh shirts: one male and one female version. The attached images showcase the style I wish to replicate. The shirts should be developed in Mesh, with UV Maps in PSD format to enable future adjustments in textures, designs, and colors. Specifications: 1. Software: Blender 3D for the final files. 2. Female Details: Shirt with some front buttons opened for a more attractive neckline. 3. Male Details: Shirt with fewer buttons opened compared to the female version, maintaining an attractive and stylish aesthetic. 4. Flexibility: I need the UV Maps in PSD for future customization. Expectations from the freelancer: • Proven experience in creating 3D fashion items, especially for Second Life. &bu...

I'm looking for a talented photographer to capture a significant moment in my life - my proposal to my girlfriend at the Oberoi hotel in Marrakesh. Key Requirements: - Filming and taking pictures for approximately 1 hour on May 10th evening - Candid shots of the proposal - Close-up shots of the ring Ideal Skills: - Experienced in event photography, especially proposals - Proficient in capturing candid moments - Able to take high-quality close-up shots This is a one-time event that I intend to remember for the rest of my life, so I'm looking for someone who has the right skills and experience to capture it perfectly.

I'm looking for a skilled artist to help bring my comic book to life. The project involves both character design and background scenes. The art style should be distinctly cartoon, and the final product will be in full color. it will be for crypto website. Key Requirements: - Proven experience in creating cartoon-style comic art - Ability to design engaging characters and detailed background scenes - Strong understanding of color theory and the ability to produce vibrant, eye-catching color work This project will require someone with a creative flair and a keen eye for detail. If you have a portfolio demonstrating your work in this style, I'd love to see it. I'm looking to hire someone who can deliver high-quality, professional comic book art on a tight...

I'm in search of a skilled animator with a speciality in traditional Japanese anime to create a piece of entertainment content. Recognizing authenticity and attention to detail is essential in this work. The ideal freelancer will have: - Extensive experience in traditional Japanese anime style 2D animation...anime style 2D animation. - A strong portfolio showcasing their work in entertainment content. - Appreciation and understanding of the nuanced art within traditional anime. - Ability to closely follow a brief and deliver work within a specified timeline. Experience and passion for Japanese culture and anime are a must for this project. Those who are looking to bring traditional anime styles to life in an engaging and mesmerizing entertainment piece will find this opportun...

...for a talented book writer to help me put together a compelling and insightful book on business strategy and similarities with travelling, from a CFO perspective. But with a humorous take. I am attaching an outline for the book including titles for chapters etc. The ideal candidate should have a strong background in both business management and writing, in order to deliver a high-quality, engaging read that would resonate with an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Proficient in writing on business-related topics - Experienced in crafting books for adult readers - Familiarity with CFO perspective and business strategy - Ability to follow an existing outline for the book Responsibilities: - Understand and adhere to the provided outline...

My primary focus is on YouTube and my aim is to create dynamic tutorial videos. These videos will be centered around teaching software skills. It is crucial that the videos are not simply informative but that they also entice viewers to want to learn more. Ideal Skills...educational or tutorial video production - Familiarity with software instruction - Ability to create engaging and captivating content Responsibilities: - Conceptualize, film, and edit software tutorial videos - Create content that aligns with brand and viewer engagement goals - Review, refine and iterate on videos based on viewer feedback and analytics. Looking for someone who can bring my vision to life and create a learning experience that also is entertaining and engaging. Do you have what it takes? Let'...

I'm seeking a skilled designer to help bring a sci-fi comic book to life. The focus of this comic will center around scientific themes, with intricate depictions of various scientific concepts. Key Responsibilities: - Conceptualize, design, and illustrate a compelling sci-fi comic book. Preferred Skills: • Previous experience in comic book design. • Ability to design complex scientific concepts visually for an adult demographic. • A knack for sci-fi creativity and artistry. Those who are familiar with scientific themes in their work will be highly considered. Your ability to translate abstract and complex concepts into engaging and understandable visuals is paramount. This comic book project aims to captivate the adult reader. Th...

I require a competent freelancer with experience in creating management systems to develop an automated spreadsheet for my insurance business. It will encompass the management of multiple insurance policy types including, but not limited to life, health, motor, travel and term insurances. Key Requirements: - Accurate tracking of policy details: This will span essential areas such as policyholder's name, policy start & end dates, insurance company details, premium amounts, policy type and number, beneficiary information, registration number, contact numbers, email IDs, premium collected, next expiry and other insurance related parameters. - A fully functional dashboard: Capabilities include report generation, tracking of premium payments, calculation of policy expiry date...

I'm in search for an experienced reviewer with a keen interest and understanding in Christian historical fiction. My latest work exceeds 200 pages in length. The primary aspect to focus on will be the character development. Although my book is based on historical and religious themes, it contains no controversial material. Ideal Skills Wanted: - Extensive knowledge on Christian historical fiction - Ability to review and provide insightful critique on character development - Excellent written English - Experience in book reviews - Respect for religious themes A well thought-out review will make a difference in how readers perceive my work, hence, your empathetic understanding of the characters and plot is crucial. If you have a passion for historical fiction with a C...

As an online retailer of quality seafood products, I am in search of skilled freelancers to help bring my project to life. - Primary Purpose: This project aims to sell an array of seafood products, with a focus on fish and rice, to families through an online store. - Target Audience: Families who value fresh, high-quality seafood are our primary target. - Preferred Method of Delivery: Interested freelancers should center their approach on creating a vibrant, user-friendly, and functional online storefront. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in eCommerce website design and development - Knowledge of secure online payment systems - Familiarity with the food industry, preferably seafood - Proven record of creating easy-to-navigate retail websites. Freelancers who can show...

I need a meticulous researcher to compile data from LinkedIn and Google, resulting in a thorough Google Doc. This task involves gathering the following specifics: Contact details, Company information, and Job titles. It also includes the LinkedIn Profile URLs of the relevant associates. The final document should contain around 100 to 500 entries. Ideal candidates possess conversance with LinkedIn's platform, effective Google search strategies, and proficiency in Google Docs. Excellent organization skills are also expected. Your meticulousness will help in ensuring that accurate, updated data are reported. Let your attention to detail shine through and exceed expectations in this task. I will give you a URL that contains approximately 50 records that have Organization Name, ...

More details: What type of neon rave art are you looking for? neon colored designs that can be printed on tee shirts. What style or theme would you like the designs to have for the tee shirts? Themes that are consistent with current rave and EDM culture in 2024. (i.e. Life, time, community, trust) Do you have any specific symbols or elements in mind that you would like to see in the designs? Tree, circles, space (universe), stars & planets, an astronaut, etc. I am open to other ideas as well.

I am looking for a creative video producer who can bring my brand to life on screen. The video should target a professional audience aged 35-55 and must be delivered in a live-action format. Key requirements: - The video should clearly and effectively promote my brand and its unique selling points. - The target audience should resonate with the content; it should feel relevant and engaging for professionals in this age group. - The style of the video must be live-action. This is non-negotiable. Ideal skills and experience: - Proven experience in producing brand promotion videos, particularly for a professional audience. - Strong understanding of video marketing and the ability to create compelling narratives. - Proficiency in live-action filming and editing, with a portfolio of s...

I'm in need of a talented illustrator with a flair for manga-inspired art. The project involves creating a comic book of over 50 pages centering on adventure. I am eager to collaborate with someone who, like me, wants to gain experience and it's a team work so illustrator will not be alone. Ideal Skills: - Strong drawing capabilities, particularly in Manga style - Experience or interest in adventure genre - Ability to collaborate and communicate effectively This is an ideal opportunity for those who are passionate about comic creation and are looking to expand their portfolio. Together, we will bring to life an adventurous story told through the art of manga.

I'm a DJ looking for someone experienced in cinematic video editing to create a vibrant, captivating less-than-1-minute video out of my recent event clips. Here's what I'm after: - A seamless, professional blend of clips focusing both on my DJ performance and the crowd's energy. - Cinematic style editing to bring the event vibe to life. - The final video must not exceed 60 seconds, ideally suited for Instagram views. This project requires skills in video editing, preferably in the music or event industry, with a knack for crafting vibrant, professional videos. A clear understanding of how to capture the mood and energy of an event in a short time frame is crucial. Green hands at Instagram-friendly video edits are specifically welcome.

I'm in need of a talented UX Designer to bring my desktop application to life by focusing on wireframing, prototyping, and usability testing. The objective is to offer an intuitive and engaging user experience, which will strengthen my brand recognition. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong expertise in wireframing and prototyping - Proficiency in desktop-centric designs - Experience with usability testing - A knack for designing UX that fosters brand recognition - Excellent communication and collaboration skills

I'm in need of an experienced graphics designer, who's proficient in Blender, for a project that involves 3D modeling and animation. The main aim of the project is for advertising purposes, so an understanding of creating realistic graphics is a must. Key Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Blender for...project that involves 3D modeling and animation. The main aim of the project is for advertising purposes, so an understanding of creating realistic graphics is a must. Key Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Blender for 3D modeling and animation - Strong portfolio of realistic graphics - Experience in creating graphics for advertising The ideal candidate should be able to bring my vision to life through stunning, realistic 3D models and animations that are tailo...

I'm seeking a creative designer to bring my vision to life for a line of high-quality handbags targeted for women. We'll be focusing on designing four types of bags: clutch, tote, crossbody, and shoulder bags. We aim to encapsulate a 'Classic & Elegant' style into our designs. Ideal skills and experiences for the job: • Expertise in handbag design • Understanding of women's fashion trends • Ability to design with elegance and sophistication • Close attention to material and color choices The successful freelancer will be someone who can produce designs that blend functionality and aesthetics, resonating with our target market. Candidates with prior work in the 'Classic & Elegant' style will have a significant advanta...

...confidence and self-esteem, and mentoring for women entrepreneurs requiring social media assistance. Key features and content of the landing page include: - **"About Me" Section**: I'd like this section to encompass my journey, professional experience, and include testimonials from past clients. This is crucial as it will allow potential clients to connect with me on a personal level and understand my expertise. - **"Services" Section**: This part should give a clear description of the services I offer under each of the two mentoring categories. It should also highlight the benefits that potential clients can gain from my mentoring. - **"Book a Free Exploratory Call" Section**: This section should include a prominent call-to-action butt...

Looking for a talented writer with a flair for crafting captivating mystery narratives. Your expertise will help build a compelling book geared towards an adult audience, set in the modern era. Here's what the project needs: - An ability to develop engaging and complex plots with a modern setting. - Knowledge of the mystery genre, understanding its tropes and nuances. - Strong writing skills to create characters and story arcs that will keep adult readers absorbed. - Have extensive experience in writing for adults. Ideal candidate should have previous experience writing mystery novels or similar genres. Please include examples of past work in your proposal.

...craft unique shirt designs that are inspired by the vibrancy and originality found on goodieworks.com. The designs should incorporate colorful elements, distinctive patterns, and captivating typography. Target Audience: - The target audience for these designs is both men and women. Purpose: - The primary purpose of these designs is for casual wear. Maybe guys who like to drink and its kind of funny for them to wear it. Note that while the inspiration is drawn from , I am not looking for replicas. I want designs that are fresh, unique, and of high quality. If you think you have what it takes to create distinctively appealing shirt designs that meet these criteria, please get in touch. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong portfolio of previous shirt designs - Proficiency

I'm in need of a talented 3D animator who can create a 40-second animated intro for my motivational speaking content. Key Requirements: - 3D Animation: The project requires 3D animation to bring the content to life and captivate the audience. - Motivational Theme: The animation should reflect the motivational essence of the speaking content. - Duration: The final deliverable should be around 40 seconds in length. Ideal Candidate: - Previous Experience: A strong portfolio of previous work in 3D animation and potentially in motivational content. - Creativity: Ability to translate motivational themes into engaging visual content. - Communication: Willingness to work closely with me to ensure the end product aligns with my vision. - Punctuality: Meeting the project's deadli...