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Project Overview: I am seeking an experienced freelancer to help optimize my Airbnb listing with a focus on SEO, increased bookings, and revenue growth. The ideal candidate will have firsthand experience managing a successful Airbnb listing, evidenced by strong analytics such as high traffic, substantial bookings, and notable revenue. What I’m Looking For: - Expertise in Airbnb SEO: Ability to enhance the listing’s visibility and attractiveness through strategic SEO practices. - Proven Track Record: Must currently own or manage a successful Airbnb listing with demonstrated success in terms of bookings and revenue. - Data-Driven Approach: Use of analytics to inform and guide optimization strategies. To Apply: Please provide the following analytics for the past year from your...
Hi Freelancer, So we are a company based in Tunisia we have a website an old website called : he is on wordpress and basically our old website contain too much error because after 7 years working to add product one by one we made several error on SEO, Texte descriptions and tag ! We wanted to make a python script to add product or to correct the old web site but ! We found too much problems on recognizing the right structure of the website. So we decided to work on a new made website on wordpress and elementor and basically make another new website ! But for this time we want to make it correctly without any error ! SEO must be perfect ! Let me explain you what our website do ! So we are a repair company specialized on repair Smartphone, Tablette, Video Games
I'm looking for a content writer who can create a short, engaging comedy story that's emotional yet funny. The target audience for this story is broad - it should be appealing to adults, teens, and kids alike. Key Requirements: - Experience in creating comedy content with an emotional touch - Ability to write engaging, short stories (less than 5 minutes) - Understanding of humor that appeals to diverse age groups Your task would be to come up with a compelling narrative that blends humor and emotion, ensuring it's appropriate and entertaining for a wide range of viewers. The ideal candidate for this job would be a creative individual with excellent storytelling skills and a good sense of humor.
I'm seeking a caricature artist for an adult graduation party. The chosen artist will be responsible to create different caricatures for the attendees, ensuring each drawing captures their spirit in a funny and exaggerated way. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in drawing both color and black & white caricatures - Ability to create funny and exaggerated caricatures based on live models - Experience working with adults and capturing their likeness in a fun, creative way Ideal freelancers should have: - A portfolio of previous caricature work, preferably with examples of both color and black & white drawings - Experience working at live events. - A knack for capturing the essence of a person in a humorous, exaggerated way. Your creativity will fuel the fun at ...
I'm looking for an experienced sales and marketing professional who can help us with lead generation in the technology sector, specifically targeting businesses (B2B). Key Responsibilities: - Generate quality leads within the technology industry - Implement effective strategies to engage and convert B2B prospects into clients - Develop a strong understanding of our product to effectively communicate its value to potential clients Ideal Candidate: - Proven track record in tech sales and lead generation - Excellent communication and negotiation skills - In-depth knowledge of B2B sales strategies - Familiarity with the technology sector is a plus This is a great opportunity to work with a dynamic team in a fast-paced industry. If you have the expertise and drive to help us grow our b...
I'm looking for a Shopify developer who specializes in theme customizations and knows how to code . I have daily tasks that need to be completed promptly. This is a promising long-term opportunity for the right candidate. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in Shopify front-end design - Proven capability for moderate customization with unique elements - Experience in coding customized sections - Ability to work on daily tasks efficiently
Craft Compelling Content: Furniture Blog Writer Wanted! Do you have a passion for furniture and a talent for turning ideas into engaging content? If you dream of creating informative and inspiring pieces that help people transform their homes, we want to hear from you! Who You Are: • Furniture Fanatic: You possess a genuine interest in furniture, design trends, and home decor. • Content Connoisseur: You have a strong command of the written word and can craft engaging, informative, and SEO-friendly blog posts. • Research Rockstar: You're comfortable conducting research and gathering information to create informative and well-supported content. • SEO Savvy: You understand the importance of search engine optimization and can incorporate relevant keywords natura...
Repair Website, I have my current website up and running, just wanted to get it new look, only home page, contact us page and 1-2 more pages needs to be developed, all the content, like text, images and everything is sorted in assets folder, you just need to focus on better UI, even 1 reference website is there which u can follow straight away.
Good afternoon, We’re building an e-commerce store for one of our sauce brands, Krowned Chef. Krowned Chef is an independent, family-owned retailer that supplies three main products: A peri-sauce, a chilli-sauce and an ayamase sauce (a nigerian stew). We have been serving direct to consumer for 2 years and are looking to improve our web presence. We’re looking to partner with a designer that can communicate what our brand stands for via a new website. Here are some bullet points that help describe our creative vision: - Our typical customer is female, aged 30+ and is Nigerian-born. - Our male customers are typically young dads or bachelors, who use our sauces as a shortcut to a hearty meal. - Some of our customers have found unique (and non-traditional) ways to use the sauce...
We're launching a promotional campaign for a spoon and require experienced actors who are comfortable with, and can execute, absurd humor. The objective of this joke advert is to: • Create an engaging, funny, and memorable way to promote our product: the spoon I'm replicating the old style infomercials of the 90s so acting needs to be a bit wooden and feel cheep The ideal candidate should have: The ability to use a phone (on its side in a tripod or propped up somehow) and film themselves firstly struggling to use a spoon and another take using a spoon perfectly like its the easiest thing they have ever done. also deliver some lines. I'll be looking to use the footage from the phone, so make it the best quality you can. making sure the audio is as clear as ...
Title: Bid Manager Wanted for Archigh Designs & Construction Description: Archigh Designs & Construction, a leading firm in architecture and interior design, is on the lookout for a talented Bid Manager to spearhead our project acquisition efforts across freelancing platforms. As a Bid Manager, you'll be responsible for identifying and bidding on relevant projects, crafting persuasive proposals tailored to each client's needs, and securing new business opportunities for our team. If you're a proactive freelancer with a proven track record in winning bids and a passion for the architecture and interior design industry, we want to hear from you! Requirements: We're seeking candidates with demonstrated experience in bidding and winning projects on freela...
I'm planning to launch a YouTube channel focused on creating funny, hilarious, and stupid content. I will be providing all the necessary footage and content for this project. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proficient in video editing - Strong sense of humor - Experience in creating viral content - Ability to engage the audience I'm looking for a creative individual who can help me create unique content that will resonate with my target audience.
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I need a professional Instagram template designed to boost brand awareness. Key elements of the template will include my company's logo and text content. I have no pre-set color preferences, so your creativity in this area will be much appreciated. My ideal candidate has experience with Instagram marketing and graphic design. Understanding of branding and layout design will also be advantageous.
**Contest: Excel Specialist Wanted for Comprehensive Property Portfolio Management Tool!** Are you an Excel virtuoso with a passion for crafting intricate and comprehensive spreadsheets? We're embarking on a quest to develop the of a cutting-edge Property Portfolio & Financial position Management Tool for our discerning clients. If you possess the expertise to meticulously organize data, create advanced formulas, and design visually captivating presentations, this contest is tailored for you! Join us in revolutionizing property portfolio management with a document that sets the standard for clarity, accuracy, and usability. I would like to be able to edit if required in the future therefore 2 copies will be required. 1 being password and field protected and the other with ...
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I'm in need of a skilled app developer to create a dual-platform mobile application that is solely geared towards educating adults. Key Project Details: I wanted a mobile app that I can upload my some content like videos and written text that my client can go through and consume the content and they get a reminder of the next appointment and also some of the exercises that they need to do between a visit. I want the app to have a membership and username and password for members to access - Development Platforms: The app should be designed to work seamlessly on both iOS and Android devices. - Educational Focus: The primary goal of the app is to deliver educational content, so a background in creating educational apps is a plus. - Target Audience: The app is intended ...
...work. I'm looking forward to working with you. I looked at a Get Ranked 1st page in 24-hour Chat GPT plan using Python, Ambitious, and Visual Studio code and was looking for someone with the skill to carry it out and do a listing for the keyword " Security Camera Installation Fort Worth. " I know it's reality, and I do it quickly with regular articles, but I see Chat GPT is the new thing and wanted to get someone who could thoroughly follow it through and get me a solid article to submit to Google for my website dfwwholesalesecurity.com. Is this something you feel you could do for what your expertise is? If rankings are front page in 1st few places I will pay additional for the quality. is what I am talking about and the tactics
I'm looking to hire a skilled web designer for a position in my agency. The ideal candidate should be proficient in Front-end development, UI/UX design, and Responsive design. Key Responsibilities: - Collaborate with the team to brainstorm, design and create visually appealing web content - Translate wireframes and mockups into high-quality code - Implement best-practices in UI/UX design to enhance user experience - Ensure the website is responsive and optimized for a variety of devices - Regularly test and troubleshoot to maintain the quality of the website The ideal candidate should be: - Proficient in HTML, CSS, and JavaScript for front-end development - At least an intermediate level of experience in UI/UX design - Able to work both independently and as part of a team - Detail-o...
I'm looking for a talented songwriter who can create a hit Hindi emotional song for me. The song should center on the theme of heartbreak. Key requirements: - Proficiency in writing Hindi lyrics is a must - Experience in creating emotional songs, especially in the heartbreak genre, is highly preferred Please note that while I prefer a slow tempo for this particular project, this is flexible based on your creative input. The tone of the song is also open to your interpretation and creativity. I'm looking for a unique, engaging and commercially appealing song.
I'm searching for a proficient mail developer who can accomplish the following tasks: - Write engaging email copy. - Create a Zimbra mailer using either SOAP API or EWS. You must have experience with all mentioned platforms, namely Zimbra, SOAP API, and EWS (Exchange Web Services). The developed Zimbra mailer needs to have the functionality to send emails. Kindly bid if you have the necessary skills and experience. Look forward to working with professionals in this area.
I'm looking for an experienced and creative individual to design and craft a viral, hilarious meme for teenagers. Key Requirements: - The meme should be in video clip format - It should be engaging, funny, and understand teenage humour well. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in creating memes, especially in video format - An understanding of teenage humour and what appeals to them socially and culturally - A portfolio that reflects successful, engaging, and shared memes - Strong video editing skills to create a compelling final product Please keep in mind that the goal is not only to create a meme, but also to make it shareable among teenagers. Looking forward to see some exciting proposals!
I'm looking for a talented songwriter who can create a hit Hindi emotional song for me. The song should center on the theme of heartbreak. Key requirements: - Proficiency in writing Hindi lyrics is a must - Experience in creating emotional songs, especially in the heartbreak genre, is highly preferred Please note that while I prefer a slow tempo for this particular project, this is flexible based on your creative input. The tone of the song is also open to your interpretation and creativity. I'm looking for a unique, engaging and commercially appealing song.
We are looking for an artist who will be able to create 6 custom artworks in a predetermined (similar) style as samples in attachment. Paintings should be very similar as design in attachmnet, but can not be exact copies. Can be the same text, also with McDuck or Bunny. Hight resolution of arts 8000x6000px. We...Mrs. Bunny, graffiti background White Text: A journey to Love: 2nd artwork: McDuck with lots of USD White Text: Forbes 3rd artwork: McDuck with lots of money, cigar in hand Gold Text: NO LUCK ALL HUSTLE 4th artwork: McDuck with bottles of Dom Pérignon Gold Text: DRINK CHAMPAGNE - SAVE WATER 5th artwork: McDuck with money in background with gun in his hand, cigar in mouth Gold Text: NO MONEY - NO FUNNY 6th artwork: Bunny looks luxury, background with money gold text: ...
I am looking for a talented graphic designer to help me create some cool and funny T-shirts for my brand targeting professionals in the IT industry. You don't need to know code, but understanding some tech humor will be helpful! Key Responsibilities: - Translate my ideas into visually appealing and humorous designs for T-shirts - Create innovative and quirky designs with an insider IT perspective - Collaborate with me to ensure that the designs appeal to our target audience and align with our brand image Experience & Skills: - Proven experience in graphic design and expertise on design software and technologies. (Only Basic understanding of IT) - Strong aesthetic skills with the ability to combine various colors, fonts, and layouts - Understanding of the IT industry, ...
I need to have the design of a face mask made. It will cover the whole face (refer full face ). The design should look like a funny, cartoonish, smiling red colored car. It should have at least eyes and smile. If I print it and put it on my face, the eyes should be in place of real eyes, the smile should be in place of real smile i.e. the proportions of the final image should match accordingly. The resolution should be at least 2160x3840. Also check other reference images. The mask should be a standard size that fits most people comfortably. Don't give me a random quote, give me a real quote.
We are currently in search of trendy fashion models with a social media presence on Instagram and TikTok. Ever wanted to launch a creator/model/influencer career or exponentially grow your existing social media fanbase now is your chance. The right applicant will benefit from being supported by a professional business consultancy team and marketing experts who will provide everything you need to succeed. Requirements include: Must have a professional attitude and focus. Able to commit 10 hours per week producing content. Able produce content for Instagram & TikTok every day. Comfortable creating various themes aimed at an older audience. Benefits include: Home based remote. Weekly salary. Earn commission of all content sales. Additional monthly and annual bonus. Free flig...
We have educational course website and wanted to Rank #1 on google against their competitor.
Hey users, i already have my static portfolio written in html,css and javascript. I just wanted to make it as dynamic. I wanted to add all my content to be loaded from firebase backend. Link to portfolio : It is just a small project and in near future will also look for SEO For Portfolio Connect with me if you are interested
I'm looking for a marketing expert who can bring projects to my company. Your primary role will be generating and securing software development, cloud computing, and IT infrastructure projects. Key Responsibilities: - Act as a liaison between our company and potential clients in the IT industry. - Utilize your extensive network and connections to secure projects. - Develop effective strategies to attract and retain clients. Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience in marketing, specifically in securing IT projects. - A wide network of contacts in the software development, cloud computing, and IT infrastructure sectors. - Strong negotiation and sales skills. - Excellent communication and interpersonal abilities. Your success in this role will be measured by the number and quality of p...
I'm looking for a skilled Photoshop expert who has a knack for creating hilarious and eye-catching face swaps. This project aims to craft laughs and shared amusement, so consider this when swapping the faces on the provided image. Requirements: - Replace the faces on the supplied photo with the specific ones I've chosen for a funny effect. Delicate discretion is required to ensure the overall balance of the image isn't disrupted. - Maintain the background scenery, body positions, color, and lighting effects of the original image. - Adjust as necessary for naturalistic integration of the new faces without compromising the original photo's features. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Advanced Photoshop skills - Understanding of lighting and angles for believable i...
I'm seeking enthusiastic teenagers looking to work online. The main task will involve managing an Instagram account with the ultimate goal of boosting product sales. Key Responsibilities: - Running a dedicated Instagram account - Creating engaging content - Interacting with followers - Implementing strategies to drive sales Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in using Instagram - Understanding of social media dynamics - Ability to create compelling content - Strong communication and customer service skills - Basic knowledge of sales and marketing principles - Prior experience in social media management would be a plus This is a great opportunity for students interested in online earning and building experience in social media management and sales promotion. If you're a...
I'm seeking a Photoshop expert to completely remove scratches on two photos. The job is for personal use, so the photos don't need to be retouched to perfection, just free from visible scratches. Key requirements: - Expertise in Photoshop for scratch removal - Attention to detail for a clean finish - Previous experience with similar projects Ideal skills and experience include: - Familiarity with photo editing software - High level of skill in image retouching - Understanding of different photo formats If you've got the skills I'm looking for, I'd love to hear from you.
As client, I'm looking for a fitness and meditation trainer with advanced experience. My particular interest lies in mastering high-intensity interval training exercises. This is a unique role, so I'll spell out some specifics: - Expertise in advanced fitness & meditation routines - Proved experience in conducting high-intensity interval training - Bring holistic approach to training by integrating both intensive workout and meditation - Help me in mastering advanced exercises and techniques Your versatility, understanding of advanced high-intensity interval training, and the ability to communicate complex techniques in an understandable manner are skills that can definitively set you apart. Looking forward to hear from you.
I need a skilled video creator to produce one mixed media promotional videos for my learning platform. The ideal candidate will be able to handle both animated and live-action elements seamlessly, including script writing. Actually what I wanted is to show a real person using my platform https://ooro.com.au. However, a 2D Animation with voiceover would be acceptable as long as rest of the requirements are met. Platform is designed so anyone with a skill or talent can register as a mentor. This includes actual teachers. And then if someone wants help with something they are learning, they can search for a mentor, who will use video call on the platform to engage with them. As an example, trying to imagine a video where people are getting assistance from a mentor using the plat...
I am seeking an experienced video editor who can skillfully create engaging 3-5 minute montages for my YouTube channel from Twitch streams. The video edits should prioritize: - Funny moments - Highlights of gameplay - good plays from ncaa 14, touchdown passes, tackles, completed passes Your demonstrated expertise in creating high-quality, fast-paced, and comedic montage-style videos is paramount for this project. Understanding geek culture and gaming terminologies will be a notable advantage. Please include your past gaming montage edits as references in your proposal. I welcome any creative ideas you can bring that will help to make the videos more entertaining and attractive.
I'm in need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilitie...Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilities The ideal freelancer should have a keen sense of humor, an understanding of the TikTok platform and be able to produce content that resonates specifically with an adult audience. I'm looking for skits that are funny, relatable a...
I need a highly professional and engaging PowerPoint presentation designed for Hi, I have made a presentation in a power point, you need to takeover for design, format, animation etc. It will looks professional. Before that I wanted to see some of your skills which you applied it before on the same project. I will share the file later in inbox. Thanks
Hello, I have an idea for a game that I want to develop. I have scoped out what I want the game to be, and I'm ...super complex game, it's essentially a strategic board game with a few more components added to it. I can tell you more later if we end up working together. The thing is, I have no game development experience. I've considered doing it myself, but I do know from experience that having a coach by my side to help guide me can save me A LOT of time, frustration and the temptation of giving up. So I wanted to reach out and check if you offer "coaching" services that I could buy to help me better understand the best ways of creating my game, and then the details of what exactly needs to be done (and how it should be done in an efficient way.) Plea...
...2000-lbs-water-on-flat-roof-collapsed-ins-didnt-pay Subject line: I Urgently Need 1,000 donations to help me from losing my home & business: 5/18/2024 Once again, thank you to the people that have donated so far. However, it’s been too long since anyone made a donation. I realize it must be difficult to give money to a person you haven’t seen for years or never met. I wanted to run a “Rewards Based Campaign” where contributors could select either Prints of my Artwork or select from my list of 200 different titles of Vintage Children’s books or both but GoFundMe prohibits offering rewards. I’ve been a successful award winning world-class professional painter & printmaker for decades. However (as mentioned in my campaign) Redundancy i...
I'm seeking skilled animators with expertise in 2D animation to bring meme content to life. - I'm interested in animators who can create memes that are both humorous and clever, so a good sense of comedy and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet cul...and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet culture and current trends in memes, as well as the ability to adapt these into animations. - Experience in creating content for social media will be a plus. Looking forward to collaborating with talented meme animators. We have already created the character. We just need him in different scenarios and funny situations related to today's news and current affairs while also addi...
I'm on the lookout for agents who can bring in projects on a commission basis. While the type of projects and industry sectors is not specified, I'm open to all sorts of projects. Your tasks will include: - Bringing in projects that are likely to match our capabilities - Negotiating with the client and finalizing the project - Ensuring the client's satisfaction during project execution I'm open to a diverse range of projects from various industries. You'll be rewarded with a commission on successful project acquisition and completion. Ideal candidates for this role would have: - Strong communication and negotiation skills - Experience in the project acquisition field - A good understanding of project management and client satisfaction - A network of potential...
Are you a talented 3D designer with a passion for creating vibrant and engaging event layouts? SARYA EVENTS LLC OPC is seeking a skilled freelancer to bring our UAE Union Day, Flag Day celebrations, and wedding venues to life through stunning 3D visualizations. About the Project: We are planning grand celebrations for UAE Union Day and UAE Flag Day, incorporating traditional Emirati elements and activities, as well as designing beautiful wedding venues. We need detailed 3D visualizations for the following venues: Scope of Work: UAE Union Day Venues: Locations: Indoor and outoor location. Objective: Showcase patriotic decorations and activities that highlight traditional Emirati culture and heritage. Tasks: Create detailed 3D models of event layouts tailored to each specific venue. Desig...
I'm a skilled dance teacher I can teach hip-hop and locking. The ideal candidate should be able to cater to a variety of age groups, such as children, teenagers, and adults. Key requirements: - 5 year Strong experience in this category - Ability to engage with and manage different age groups - Availability for 1-hour classes - Excellent communication and teaching skills - Previous experience in choreographing would be a plus
I am seeking a talented freelance illustrator to visualize my children's book aimed at the 4-8 years age group. - Style: I'm interested in a vibrant, whimsical cartoon style, with the ability to bring unique and lovable characters to life. - Character Design: The book will showcase one to three main characters. Experience in creating engaging, relatable characters is essential. - Skills and Experience: Ideal candidates will have prior experience working on children's books, good understanding of child psychology and what appeals to this particular age group. This project demands creativity, consistency in style, character design, and color selection, as well as a keen understanding of story pacing for illustrations. If this sounds like the right project for you, place you...
I am seeking a talented Procreate designer who can handle digital illustrations, graphic design, and is proficient in creating custom brushes and textures. The project is for a personal project, but I would like to have high-quality work that has a strong visual appeal. Key Responsibilities: - Develop digital illustrations and graphic designs for a personal project - Create custom Procreate brushes and textures to enhance the overall aesthetic - Implement cosmetic filters to bring a unique touch to the designs Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Procreate - Strong background in digital illustrations and graphic design - Experience in creating custom brushes and textures - Familiarity with implementing cosmetic filters to enhance visual appeal - A keen eye for detail and a creat...
I am in need of a talented and creative logo designer, who can assist me in creating an eye-catching and meaningful representation of my brand. Key requirements: - Experience with various logo styles - Ability to work independently and incorporate company's essence in the logo As the logo is to be used for my website, business cards, and social media profiles, it must be adaptable in various sizes and formats. Regarding color choices and completion timeframe, I am flexible and open to suggestions. Your portfolio showcasing previous works will be beneficial.
