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    ...privet channel to my channel. Telegram Bot can not be part of the private channel. If you have any suggestions apart from this, you are most welcome. The only condition is, messages has to be instantly transferred from one channel to other without any delay. plz read my requirments and if you exist under what i want then bid. I don't want to explain more

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    Are you android master? We need somone to build an app to send automated insta gram messages

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    I have a client and server socket programming project with GUI which does socket creation , generation of random integer and http parsing. I want to someone to help me with server that can queue inputs from the client. and some changes in server. And Add GUI to server. In below File , i want point 7 to be added to my client program In Server , points 3, 4,5,6,7 and add gui to it.

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    Hello, I am looking for a creative and funny cartoonist/caricaturist to create an image that will be printed on a t-shirt that will be handed out to friends who attend the birthday celebration. I would like the colours to be vibrant and have a retro feel. The print should have dimension of 8.5 inches by 11.5 inches. The Project needs to be finalized

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    To draw images 6 days left

    My project is about to make different types of art related to scenary, face,relaxed moments,cartoons,modan art like that. And writing hindi poems

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    Need to send invites or texts to different servers via Discord website. Servers will be provided. Payment will be done according to your work. Your earnings depends upon your speed of work I will message you only if you type: "Thanks Goyal" in bid proposal

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    Send messages in Discord 6 days left
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    Need to send invites or texts to different servers via Discord website. Servers will be provided. Payment will be done according to your work. Your earnings depends upon your speed of work.

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    i need an easy Photoshop editing with 20-30 pictures

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    I have my script, and need someone with power point skills that can create aboutquality slides that I will bring into Camtasia 2018 and do voice over. This is for part of our funnel and qualify prospects as to whether they can work with us. Specificically, for me, I offer an 8 week course where I coach clients. I cover all platforms, I have digital classes for them to use. This is for high ticke...

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    Moms Pictures 5 days left

    Need 3 photos edited....background flash muted, hand on shoulder taken out.....lightened.

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    Hello, I have a website done, and need to do it send message in whatsap automatically. I can pay the API if it is paied. I looked for some api like clickatell and twilio, but both solutions need to stay in a queue. And the server need to run in background (I cant use the browser with whatssap web open) I'm looking for some programmer who has actually implemented this type of service ...

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    Dear Engineer need to write a procedure and simplify it to create subliminal messages, this study should explain the tools (recommended free tools) and guidance for each step until the end of the project Regards, Mamoon Alkhatib

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    pictures retouch 5 days left

    I'm interested in dealing with you if possible on reg...some photoshop editing on my online website web page. basically those pictures will be used on an online website. that i will be using to sell my clothing products therefore the retouch is to make it look very professional, clean to be ready for online website display similar to pictures attached

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    Basic low/mid/high corrections for light Basic Color Correction Basic Image Correction Basic Color Grading Skin retouching eye enhancing 4 Euro's per picture. Only serious inquiries please.

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    Need to send invites or texts to different servers via Discord website. Servers will be provided. Payment will be done according to your work. Your earnings depends upon your speed of work.

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    Trophy icon Design a Logo 3 days left

    -Building an online store which sells new kitchen gadgets -Looking to use colors White + #39CC1F (Green) + #E32C2B (Red) -Looking for something without cartoons -Name of Store: Your Cut (Please include this text either within or beneath the logo icon) -Please do NOT use anything copyright as this will be checked!

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    need funny diehard images funny pics funny short gifs need to be hilarious and die hard laughing

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    Write viral content about wtf facts, interesting facts, life hacks, celebrity facts, funny facts. The articles must contain like 10 wtf facts about banana's you didnt know. You have to make the reader curious about it. The articles need to be adding value to the reader his life so he might wanna share it on facebook.

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    I am making christmas T-shirts which I need help with. I am looking for someone who is particularly good at drawing cartoons for this.

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    Hello, We want to have 2 posters size 11"x17" created with about 170 images of lenses with the name/and item number (that will be provided in the name of picture). Each poster will have about 84 images of lenses. See small poster example to show how name and/or number should be displayed. All the images will be provided once project is accepted. The images of lenses are not uniform, but...

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    ...holiday - I'm the wrong person - I'm interested in more information - And lots more templated responses *************** YOUR JOB: - go onto LinkedIn and read the most recent messages - go onto excel and figure out what the most appropriate response is so that we can get a meeting - reply to each person - add a tag to their profile saying something like

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    - Spend 1 hour per day answering customer messages on Instagram - All replies follow a standard template - Any replies that cannot be answered can be flagged so someone else can look at them - Prefer female as the customers are all female and the company sell female jewelry. - English-speaking / writing.

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    I require an artist to create vector art (AI, SVG, Flash, etc). I require mostly icons, game UI, sprites, cartoons etc. I'd like to see your portfolio of previous work. If your performance is good, this will be ongoing work. I'm posting this as basic budget, feel free to bid any price you see fit for what you can deliver.

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    ... Sending 1000 messages (text of the message will be provided) to 1000 different persons in Flickr (they have a Flickrmail) Flickr allows only 20 messages through Flickr mail for a new free account, so what this means is every week, you will send 200 messages (10 IDs X 20 messages) and for this will be for 5 weeks, so total messages 1000. The specific

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    3D Rendering and architecture - already existing drawings and pictures. Hi, Need to get house pictures and drawings refreshed and 3d modelled to look more nice and attractive. What is the work: 1) Refresh and update facade drawings all around and plan drawings in basement 1) 3d modell of house - basement and first floor only -without top floor -(meaning

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    I need some graphic design. One shirt saying "Slay'n My Locs" the other shirts saying "Slay'n My Natural Hair".

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    I want someone who can create videos with cartoons which would advertise my business.

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    Simultaneously remove pictures from table view

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    To tweet our listed messages : 5 tweets per hour x 24 hours (per day) x 120 days 1. a. Tweets - [login to view URL] 1. b. Tweets (pictures) - [login to view URL] 2. [login to view URL]

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    OBJECTIVE: . We are looking for an artist who can provide high quality cartoons of specific people, and who can draw attention to specific elements or features of those people. After you provide us with the sample drawing we are looking for (described at the end of thie Brief), you will be awarded a job that we will discuss the terms of. When awarded

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    ...coder for the following task: OBJECTIVE: Save Windows10 Notifications Messages into a TXT and CSV File REQUIREMENTS: - Knowledge of Windows10 Core and Registry - Data Conversion Techniques - Organise and structure data in a friendly view format - Windows Notifications Messages must be recorded into a TXT and CSV format in a daily basis - Each

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    Hi! I need somebody who can photoshop logotext onto 12 pictures. One of the pictures is in need of manipulation, further details on this specific picture will be explained.

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    Trophy icon Cartoon/ Drawings - Illustration 3 days left

    We have a business that does children parties with a fire truck. We are looking at getting 3 cartoons made up to assist us with 1- Fire Truck 2- Firefighter 3- Child Firefighter I have put a photo up of our truck so please don't create alternative trucks. I have also provided a drawing of a firefighter from another site to give you a rough idea

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    I am a Computer Science student and have so little free time to make this script. I am making an app that will play a video that has been texted (through MMS not SMS) to me. All I need is you to help me port Java to Python/PyJnius, a working Java example already exists. I posted on stack overflow twice with no responses, so am looking to pay a bounty here. If you know python and Java, simply help...

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    I have recently completed my counselling qualifications and setting up my own private practice. I am a sole trader and will remain that way. My approach is quite individu...Lawrenson Counselling" and the figure of me and my dog. I am uploading a picture of us as a guide. The style of illustration of us could be similar to that of the Tin Tin cartoons.

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    I have a etsy store, I want to move the shirts to my new site [login to view URL] you will see the shirts on my site. I need someone to login to etsy and copy the products from there to my new site, in my new site you can simply use "duplicate products button on existing product and then copy the product from the old site to the new site, all you will have to do is change the title and image...

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    ...fast internet, Download + Upload speeds of at least 15Mb 4. MUST speak English VERY well 5. MUST have a good sense of HUMOUR and the ability to use Editing to make parts funny/funnier! 6. MUST have common sense and the 7. MUST know how to cut down raw footage to a nice fast paced video (no dead space, long pauses or repetitive/boring parts)

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    Hello everybody. I am looking for a person with proved professional experience with photoshop for retouching 15 pictures for an advertisement campaign for a jewelry brand. Please find the RAW files of the pictures and the manual with the basic instructions for the minimum required retouching at the following link: [login to view URL]

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    I would like to create a picture similar to this one: [login to view URL] Using link as a character (from legend of zelda) - Use either this image: [login to view URL] or one of your own! Here are the pic to use: [login to view URL] Good luck!

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    i want some iphone XS pictures with my name on it so only iphone xs users should bid

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    I need somebody that can find pictures and GIFs according to a script I will send you. More specifically: - I need 1 picture or GIF for every 8-9 words, the total word count for the script is 1698 words, which means I need a total of about 190-210 picsGIFs (it translates in no more than 3 hours of work at max) - the files need to be renamed in numerical

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    Just need someone to translate 3 small messages from cebuano or tagalog to English.

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    We're an online travel agency looking to improve the photos on our website. Yo...looking to improve the photos on our website. You'll be working with us to go to different attractions in Paris and take candid pictures of people experiencing our tours and activities. Please have a look at some example pictures of the kind of work we would be expecting.

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    I am a restaurant District Manager, and our restaurant gets inspections from a 3rd party company and they are tough. To ensure my other stores or compliant, I would like to build a iAuditor form or another platform. I just need it to be something I can do from my iPad and be able to audit the restaurant. I have everything I need on the inspection form.

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    Hi! We need a photographer who can take professional photos of 24 clinics & hospitals around Seoul We need 3-4 photos per hospital (see attachment for reference): • Building (front/facade - with the name of the hospital) • Facilities (surgery room, laboratory, etc.) • Hospital staff/people (lobby, reception, waiting room, etc.) Photo requirements: Dimensions: W...

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    Hi! We need a photographer who can take professional photos of a hospital / clinic in Sarawak We need 3-4 photos per hospital (see attachment for reference): • Building (front/facade - with the name of the hospital) • Facilities (surgery room, laboratory, etc.) • Hospital staff/people (lobby, reception, waiting room, etc.) Photo requirements: Dimensions: W343 x H24...

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    Hi! We need a photographer who can take professional photos of hospital in Melaka, Malaysia We need 3-4 photos per hospital (see attachment for reference): • Building (front/facade - with the name of the hospital) • Facilities (surgery room, laboratory, etc.) • Hospital staff/people (lobby, reception, waiting room, etc.) Photo requirements: Dimensions: W343 x H240 ...

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    Hi! We need a photographer who can take professional photos of 4 clinics & hospitals around Johor, Malaysia We need 3-4 photos per hospital (see attachment for reference): • Building (front/facade - with the name of the hospital) • Facilities (surgery room, laboratory, etc.) • Hospital staff/people (lobby, reception, waiting room, etc.) Photo requirements: Dime...

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    Hi! We need a photographer who can take professional photos of 10 clinics & hospitals around Selangor We need 6-8 photos per hospital (see attachment for reference): • Building (front/facade - with the name of the hospital) • Facilities (surgery room, laboratory, etc.) • Hospital staff/people (lobby, reception, waiting room, etc.) Photo requirements: Dimensions: W343 x H24...

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    I am looking for someone to create a software for OfferUp website, to send bulk messages/ ask bulk questions to sellers .

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