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    We need to record a short message for an autoresponder so we are looking for a native male spanish speaker with a pleasant voice and clear diction t...need to record a short message for an autoresponder so we are looking for a native male spanish speaker with a pleasant voice and clear diction to make a recording of the messages (48 words in total).

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    NEEDS TO BE COMPLETED ASAP 80% COMPLETED ALREADY EASY AND QUICK MONEY FOR THOSE INTERESTED

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    I need a program that can collect thousands of...thousands of user ids from compititors channels and send them bulk messages at once. It should be fast and easy to [login to view URL] I said in minutes I will have to message to thousands of user at [login to view URL] some of users spam us, we will be banned by telegram , as a result we cant send messages to other users.

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    Need cartoon style pictures of similar style for a children's book, Pictures of young boy with blond spiky hair playing pranks such as: Teacher sitting down on pins, Sling shot apples at Dad washing car, Detergent on floor of head masters office, Snake in sisters handbag, found while in shoe shop, faints, Bucket of water falling on mum when she opens

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    I need someone that is able to create a SIMPLE backend to connect my facebook page and send broadcats to bot users with the NON_PROMOTIONAL_SUBSCRIPTION messenger API

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    I have two images that I would like photoshopped. The book is the basket picture needs replacing with 'The House in Paris' book; in the second picture the top book needs replacing with 'The Blessing'.

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    Hi, I am starting an online channel for kids cartoons called BiscuitTime. I would like to have a simple fun looking logo to be shown before each clip. Please provide an AI file at the end so I can make a 3d animated version of the logo as well. Here are some images I found which I really liked. thanks very much

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    There is a very website called SLIDE.LY. Looking for someone who has an account and can make funny around 10 second videos. See example - [login to view URL] Will want 5 different videos made. If you can make similar to my examples, then I can hire you. Only takes a few minutes to make each video - very

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    Looking for a graphic designer to make me a kids menu for my restaurant. I am looking for a one page black and white menu that contains word search, a maze and cartoons to color.

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    We already have an Antispam solution for incoming emails, but we have a lot of PCs on the network and when they have infected or attacked, this PCs start to send a lot of emails to Internet. We need an antispam gateway that detect and stop the outgoing SPAM emails and block the local account and send an alert.

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    Please remove scratches, enhance the quality & colors as best as possible. please finish it before Friday July 20, its my birthday and I would like to post it on my facebook page

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    I need someone sirious and engaged to work with me long term. i have setup thiss test project . i will need someone that can customize a simple shopify store. and i will need to upload products from oberlo, i need someone to change background on the products and add our logo and also if you have seo experience, seo optimize all titles and descriptions. note: you dont need to do thiss part, but if ...

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    Hello, I have about 100 wedding pictures to edit. Adjust colors, center the picture, make them perfect Give me your final price for 100 pictures Thank you

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    Hello, I have two 3d digital versions of my box designs for my dog and my cat subscription box b...two 3d digital versions of my box designs for my dog and my cat subscription box businesses. I need someone to take these design and photoshop them to create two beautiful pictures I can use on my website where the boxes are filled with toys and treats.

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    Hello, I need beautiful pictures for my website but do not have any inventory or boxes yet. My business is called "Healthy Snackster". I have a digital version of what our box will look like, I have sample products online that we are going to purchase for the box, and I have a logo. Would someone be able to create 5-7 pictures I can put on my website

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    Trophy icon Seeking Professional Cartoonist 4 days left

    ...retro/vintage cartoon character of a skunk to be drawn. I have attached images that show an idea of what I am looking for. I would say to think old school cartoons, from around the 1930's time period. Some of the cartoons characters seem to appear kind of evil from that time period. I am looking for a more friendly skunk. A full body skunk, as well as just the drawing

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    This is for agricultural photo's like totes and barrels, to look as my label is on them also, this bilboard photo must be edited and photoshopped

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    This contest is to come up with a logo with a custom beaver image. I will require letterhead, and business cards from the winner also. The domain is b...the corporate identity must represent a business with class. The logo requires a Beaver in the logo and the works Beaver Pumice. Do not use BP in the logo. Do not use Cartoons in the logo.

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    Quick photo-shop touch up of 2 headshots

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    ...use the Bed-Bridge. On top of that there are some other creative ways in which the product can be useful, which I would like to highlight with cartoons too! In total it would probably be 3 easy cartoons with clear / clean lines. Let me know if you´re interested and I can give the layout in more details! Best, Michiel...

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    Please design a cartoon based on this sketch. The winner may be selected for a long-term project of 50-100+ cartoons at $50 USD each. I'm looking for an illustrator to help with a social media campaign to promote my new book and teach the basics of financial literacy. I like the style of Far Side, the New Yorker, and Dilbert. Any ideas you have to

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    in-design artist to create a colorful Brochure. A Lot of verbiage and pictures have to be included

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    I have written a golf instruction manual. I need approximately 50 cartoons to go in the manual. The figure in the cartoon need only be simple, such as a stick figure Each cartoon will have the stick figure playing golf in different circumstances Attached is the sort of style of cartoon I am after.

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    i want to develop an application which can help customers to take body measurements using mobile camera or uploading pictures

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    I need a comedy writer to come up with funny t-shirt ideas

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    ...need your help to write a simple python script to read messages from public telegram chanel using telegram API. read only messages posted on that day only and when I run the script again it should check or read only newly published messages/posts. store messages in txt file and append new messages at end. System Environment:  Ubuntu 16.04.4 LTS  Pyt...

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    $55 You Must Be A Shopify Expert and an expert with Shoptimized template. Add 11 Products with pictures and descriptions to my website using Oberlo. You will Edit the settings on all my products on my website, about 88 products. I have a video that explains everything, ask to see it. I need this done in 4 days or less. I will provide my product list

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    Send and receive Facebook page messages. 1. Login with facebook login (attachment 1 - login [login to view URL]) 2. select facebook page for the messages (attachment 2 - connect [login to view URL]) 3. Read the messages from the page 4. Answer the messages I want to read the messages from the page and anser the messages.

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    I'm looking for special, unique, exciting and authentic pictures from the middle east

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    I own and run a small online political publication in Milwaukee, WI called KINGFISHmke. I am need of a person that can develop a couple of different progressive era cartoons. I already have the concept and wording complete. There is very little content development required. All designs need to be done by digital design and electronically transferred

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    Hello, I am calling from HRN Tractors showroom equipments. Please return us a call within 8am to 3pm working hours. Our Peru Equipment yard have put at your disposal our vehicle offer. Please email our sales representative agents or give us a call back. Thank you, Hello, I am calling from HRN Tractors showroom equipments. Please return us a call within 8am to 3pm working hours. Our Texas Equi...

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    Looking for someone to create about 30 cartoons for a children’s book about football

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    I have around 35 images..I need to improve the quality of the images

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    I'm looking for an illustrator to draw a few horse cartoons, in a similar style as the one attached. This is for a children's project, so looking for fun imagery. Paying $10 per image, to be provided in both vector and JPG formats please. Please don't apply unless you're happy with the rates. Opportunity for ongoing work.

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    Hi Freelancers, I have more then 40 pictures that need to be retouch/color enhancements adding sky if needed etc but result come out should be very professional. this is the first batch of a lot of images. You must make 2 sample before i award you the [login to view URL] write 'READ' if you read this description otherwise you will ignore. EXAMPLE :https://www

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    ...or other configuration. The logo could also be incorporated into the letters. Please no cartoons, footballs or clipart. I need the size to be at a minimum 1400x1400 and a maximum of 3000x3000. Logo needs to be social media compatible. I have included pictures below of examples to get a sense of the style I'm looking for. These are not my work and

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    The spreadsheet is already working and importing the pictures into rows. I would like to modify code as the pictures to be imported will be conditional as per a cell value e.g. : cell value is 3 Megapixels then below this value the pictures will not be imported

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    Hello, we would like to hire a cartoonist, in promoting our brand, like creating cartoons for offers, promotions, home delivery, etc. Here attaching few samples, please find them.

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    I have a folder with about 36,000 images. I need to delete about 4,000 of those images from the folder. The names of the images that need to be deleted are in a .csv f...names of the images that need to be deleted are in a .csv file. Instead of doing this all manually - I was wondering if anyone could help come up with a script to delete the pictures.

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    I have different texts and need to place it to specific parts of images...approx. 100-150 images for now. fastest turnaround, the best skills and cheapest offer will get the project. Thank you for bids

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    Hi, i would need someone who can create a tool to download messages from social media group i belong to. i learned that it's possible through a chrome extension. but i don't another way as long as it gets the job done. just text, no pictures. i would be happy to discuss requirements.

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    A chatbox in java, that returns the message. more like a chat bot. but with only few messages

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    Hi all, We have a business called: HCC Concepts, LLC Please design logo for consideration. Please make it professional looking so avoid the cartoons. I will answer any questions as best I can and make sure to provide guidance if I see a logo that interests me. Thank you community! Todd

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    I am looking for a social media content writer (English native speaker) who knows to write witty and funny posts for my clothing line on Instagram/Facebook. I post usually everyday so if you are funny and the person I am looking for then I will hire you full time! (discuss later about money) Target audience: Female Teenagers to mid 30s ladies who love

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    I am an inspiring author. I am looking for an illustrator for a silly parenting book I have put together. I was hoping to have all 32 pages as full color illustrations and one basic template to use for text uploads as well as the cover. I am needing something in 8.5 by 8.5 inch and that can be resized with clarity and reformatted to multiple formats to be able to turn it into kindle and ebook as w...

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    I would like a custom song played and recorded for my wife.

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    ...different situations for an additional fee. (All goats doing funny or human activities). For inspiration you can search for John Lund edited animal photos to see some ideas. Photos can have a single goat or multiple goats in them but it must be goats. Goat breed does not matter. Photos should be funny but at first glance make the person looking at them wonder

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    Preferable I like to use the bot for multiple sites. Please only reply if you have experience in building this.

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    To Make cartoons & caricatures

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